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Message: <blockquote data-quote="melody" data-source="post: 3474356" data-attributes="member: 14320">Blonde Moments!Two blondes were walking down the street when one founda small mirror. She picked it up and looked in it. Puzzledshe said, "I just know that I've seen this face somewherebefore." The other blonde grabbed the mirror and said,"Give it to me." She looked into the mirror and said,"Well duh silly, it's me!"_________What's the difference between a pit bull and a blonde with PMS?Lipstick.Why are the Japanese so smart?No blondes._________Little Johnny says "Mom, when I was on the bus with Daddythis morning, he told me to give up my seat to a lady.""Well, you've done the right thing," says Mommy"But Mommy, I was sitting on daddy's lap."_________What's the difference between toilet paper and toast?Toast is brown on both sides._________Mary went to the doctor complaining of body odor."Do you wash?" the doctor asked the smelly young girl."Oh, yes," Mary answered. "Each morning, I start at my head andwash down as far as possible. Then I start at my feet and I washup as far as possible.""Well," the doctor concluded, "Go home and wash 'possible'!!!"_________The dumbest part of a mans body is his penis.....It hangs out with a couple of nuts,lives next door to an assholeand his best friend is a pussy!_________She Was So Blonde thatShe took a ruler to bed to see how long she slept.She Was So Blonde thatWhen she heard that 90% of all crimes occur around the home,she moved.</blockquote>

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