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<blockquote data-quote="melody" data-source="post: 3488862" data-attributes="member: 14320"><p><strong>Sheep Are Better Than...</strong></p><p></p><p>*You can get a better grip on a sheep's ear.</p><p></p><p>*Sheep don't shy away from boots and leather.</p><p></p><p>*Cotton mouth is easier to get rid of than a</p><p>social disease.</p><p></p><p>*Nuttin' beats mutton!</p><p></p><p>*Sheep won't argue about whose turn it is to</p><p>go get a towel.</p><p></p><p>*Sheep won't drink your liquor, smoke your</p><p>weed, snort your coke, and then tell you they</p><p>have to be home early.</p><p></p><p>*Sheep never ask if you're ready to settle down.</p><p></p><p>*Sheep never ask about your former lovers, and</p><p>then get pissed off when you tell them.</p><p></p><p>*No matter how old or ugly you are, you can</p><p>always find a willing ewe.</p><p></p><p>*Sheep are never concerned about their reputation.</p><p></p><p>*Sheep won't tell all their friends about the time you</p><p>couldn't get it up.</p><p></p><p>*Sheep won't ask if you're gay when you can't get</p><p>it up for the second time.</p><p></p><p>*Sheep never insist on eating out.</p><p></p><p>*You'll never catch your sheep masturbating to a</p><p>picture of Brad Pitt.</p><p></p><p>*Sheep don't get suspicious if you have to work late.</p><p></p><p>*Sheep don't smell like tuna fish.</p><p></p><p>*Sheep don't get moody once a month.</p><p></p><p>*You can eat a lamb chop without getting wool stuck</p><p>in your teeth.</p><p></p><p>*A sheep doesn't expect you to support her for the</p><p>rest of her life after one roll in the hay.</p><p></p><p>*A sheep never wears curlers and a mud pack to bed.</p><p></p><p>*A sheep doesn't stop screwing after the honeymoon.</p><p></p><p>*A sheep won't get drunk and throw up in your car.</p><p></p><p>*A sheep won't think that a weekend stay-over entitles</p><p>her to rearrange your furniture and put up new curtains.</p><p></p><p>*A sheep won't expect you to pay...and pay...and pay...</p><p>and pay.</p><p></p><p>*A sheep will never complain about the spittoon in your pickup.</p><p></p><p>*A sheep will never throw out your old copies of Playboy.</p><p></p><p>*A sheep won't care if you keep your fish bait in the</p><p>refrigerator.</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="melody, post: 3488862, member: 14320"] [B]Sheep Are Better Than...[/B] *You can get a better grip on a sheep's ear. *Sheep don't shy away from boots and leather. *Cotton mouth is easier to get rid of than a social disease. *Nuttin' beats mutton! *Sheep won't argue about whose turn it is to go get a towel. *Sheep won't drink your liquor, smoke your weed, snort your coke, and then tell you they have to be home early. *Sheep never ask if you're ready to settle down. *Sheep never ask about your former lovers, and then get pissed off when you tell them. *No matter how old or ugly you are, you can always find a willing ewe. *Sheep are never concerned about their reputation. *Sheep won't tell all their friends about the time you couldn't get it up. *Sheep won't ask if you're gay when you can't get it up for the second time. *Sheep never insist on eating out. *You'll never catch your sheep masturbating to a picture of Brad Pitt. *Sheep don't get suspicious if you have to work late. *Sheep don't smell like tuna fish. *Sheep don't get moody once a month. *You can eat a lamb chop without getting wool stuck in your teeth. *A sheep doesn't expect you to support her for the rest of her life after one roll in the hay. *A sheep never wears curlers and a mud pack to bed. *A sheep doesn't stop screwing after the honeymoon. *A sheep won't get drunk and throw up in your car. *A sheep won't think that a weekend stay-over entitles her to rearrange your furniture and put up new curtains. *A sheep won't expect you to pay...and pay...and pay... and pay. *A sheep will never complain about the spittoon in your pickup. *A sheep will never throw out your old copies of Playboy. *A sheep won't care if you keep your fish bait in the refrigerator. [/QUOTE]
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