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Message: <blockquote data-quote="melody" data-source="post: 3493479" data-attributes="member: 14320">The Singing PussyA rather plain looking woman enters the office of a Hollywood talent agent and says, "I wish to hire you. "OK, he says, lets talk. Are you an actress, dancer, comedian, what?" "I can sing through my pussy!" "You can do what?" "I sing through my pussy! "Listen!" Pulling up her dress she removes her panties, spreads her legs apart and sings like a bird through her pussy. The agent grabs his phone and calls his friend Jack, a producer of X-rated shows. He is informed that the producer is in Paris France and is given a number where he may be reached. He immediately places the call forgetting the time difference. The producer answers mumbling a sleepy, "H'lo." "Hey, Jack, this is Morley. I got a broad her that you won't believe. You gotta hear this, listen." He places the phone next to the broads pussy and it sings. After a few bars of the song he says, "Well, wadda ya think? I never heard anything like it in my life. This could make us millions." The producer bellows into the phone, "Morley, you son of a bitch, I didn't get to bed till after midnight, it's three o'clock in the morning here and you wake me from a sound sleep just to hear some cunt sing!"=================================================Why did the blonde pull her Dildo out before she came?She wasn't on the pill.What does a blonde say when you blow in their ear ?"Thanks for the refill!" =================================================Thomas and Tamara were attending a dinner party so that Thomas's mother could meet Tamara for the first time. Towards the end of the evening, Tamara approached Thomas and asked if there was a problem, as Thomas's mother seemed to be avoiding her after their first introduction."Honestly, my dear," Thomas said, "Mother finds you to be, how should I put it, a bit on the crude side.""Crude? Doesn't she know that I come from one of the most respected families in Boston? That I was educated in Switzerland ? That I attended the finest finishing schools on the East Coast? That I obtained a master's degree at Vassar, graduating Magna Cum Laude?" Tamara asked."Yes, yes, my love, I told her all that," Thomas replied."Then where in the fuck does that snooty cunt come off with all that crude bullshit?"</blockquote>

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