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Message: <blockquote data-quote="melody" data-source="post: 3514679" data-attributes="member: 14320"> Reading A BookThere was this couple in bed one night. The wife had curled up readyfor sleep and the husband put his bed lamp on and read a book. As hewas reading he stopped and reached over to his wife and started fondlingwith her pussy.He did this only for a very short while then stopped and went back toreading his book.The wife then got up and started stripping off in front of him.The husband was confused and asked, "What are doing taking all yourgear off?".The wife replied, "You were playing with my pussy. I thought it wasforeplay for something a bit heavier"The husband said, "No, not at all".The wife then asked," Well, what were you doing then?"."Oh", he said, "I was just wetting my fingers so I could turn thepages in my book!."______A rather attractive woman goes up to the bar in a quiet rural pub.She gestures alluringly to the barman who comes over immediately.When he arrives, she seductively signals that he should bring his faceclose to hers.When he does so, she begins to gently caress his beard which is fulland bushy."Are you the manager?" she asks, softly stroking his face withboth hands."Actually, no" he replies."Can you get him for me - I need to speak to him?" she asks, runningher hands up beyond his beard and into his hair."I'm afraid I can't" breathes the barman - clearly aroused. "Isthere anything I can do?""Well, as a matter of fact there s. I need you to give him a message"she continues huskily, popping a couple of fingers into his mouth andallowing him to suck them gently. "Tell him that there is no toilet paperin the ladies room."</blockquote>

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