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<blockquote data-quote="melody" data-source="post: 3526147" data-attributes="member: 14320"><p><strong><span style="color: Teal"></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: Teal">More Signs You Might Be Gay</span></strong></p><p></p><p>*^* There's a dick up your ass.</p><p>*^* You own moisturizer that has to be bought at a cosmetics counter.</p><p>*^* You're best friends with the girl you took to your high school prom.</p><p>*^* You think Pamela Anderson dresses nice.</p><p>*^* You dress like Liberace on casual Fridays.</p><p>*^* Your idea of "getting lucky" on the weekend is finding Ralph Lauren</p><p>sheets on sale.</p><p>*^* You start to cry when your boss says you can't have the day off for</p><p>your birthday.</p><p>*^* That's NOT a milk mustache you're sporting.</p><p>*^* You don't know the score of the game last night, but you do remember</p><p>that the players had some of the roundest butts you've ever seen.</p><p>*^* You aren't insulted when called a 'cheap slut'</p><p>*^* When someone asks you if you're a pitcher or a catcher, your first</p><p>thought isn't about baseball.</p><p>*^* When you see a handsome police officer following you on the highway,</p><p>you speed up instead of slowing down.</p><p>*^* You've wondered if batman and Robin share a bedroom.</p><p>*^* You noticed that Ricky Martin shaved his chest for his last video.</p><p>*^* You're the one everyone turns to when they need someone to plan a</p><p>surprise party.</p><p>*^* You can recite the next line of the following song: "The minute you</p><p>walked in the joint, I could see you were a man of distinction."</p><p>*^* When viewing straight porn videos you watch the women give head and</p><p>think, They're not doing that right.</p><p></p><p><strong><span style="color: Red">*¤º°`°º¤*,¸¸,*¤º°`°º¤*,¸¸, *¤º°`°º¤* ,¸¸,*¤º°`°º¤*,¸¸,*¤º°`°º¤*</span></strong></p><p></p><p></p><p>Frank and Stan, two lifelong gays sat down, no clothes on, watching a gay porn video. </p><p>Frank gets up, gets dressed and says "I'm just going to the shop for some beer, whilst I'm gone I don't want you wanking, save yourself for later". </p><p>"Ok" said Stan. </p><p>When Frank returned he couldn't believe his eyes, the was cum all over the walls, curtains and carpet. </p><p>"I thought I told you no wanking" said Frank. </p><p>"I didn't have a wank" replied Stan, "I just farted"</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="melody, post: 3526147, member: 14320"] [B][COLOR="Teal"] More Signs You Might Be Gay[/COLOR][/B] *^* There's a dick up your ass. *^* You own moisturizer that has to be bought at a cosmetics counter. *^* You're best friends with the girl you took to your high school prom. *^* You think Pamela Anderson dresses nice. *^* You dress like Liberace on casual Fridays. *^* Your idea of "getting lucky" on the weekend is finding Ralph Lauren sheets on sale. *^* You start to cry when your boss says you can't have the day off for your birthday. *^* That's NOT a milk mustache you're sporting. *^* You don't know the score of the game last night, but you do remember that the players had some of the roundest butts you've ever seen. *^* You aren't insulted when called a 'cheap slut' *^* When someone asks you if you're a pitcher or a catcher, your first thought isn't about baseball. *^* When you see a handsome police officer following you on the highway, you speed up instead of slowing down. *^* You've wondered if batman and Robin share a bedroom. *^* You noticed that Ricky Martin shaved his chest for his last video. *^* You're the one everyone turns to when they need someone to plan a surprise party. *^* You can recite the next line of the following song: "The minute you walked in the joint, I could see you were a man of distinction." *^* When viewing straight porn videos you watch the women give head and think, They're not doing that right. [B][COLOR="Red"]*¤º°`°º¤*,¸¸,*¤º°`°º¤*,¸¸, *¤º°`°º¤* ,¸¸,*¤º°`°º¤*,¸¸,*¤º°`°º¤*[/COLOR][/B] Frank and Stan, two lifelong gays sat down, no clothes on, watching a gay porn video. Frank gets up, gets dressed and says "I'm just going to the shop for some beer, whilst I'm gone I don't want you wanking, save yourself for later". "Ok" said Stan. When Frank returned he couldn't believe his eyes, the was cum all over the walls, curtains and carpet. "I thought I told you no wanking" said Frank. "I didn't have a wank" replied Stan, "I just farted" [/QUOTE]
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