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<blockquote data-quote="melody" data-source="post: 3540201" data-attributes="member: 14320"><p><strong>Jeff Foxworthy's Redneck Test</strong></p><p><strong></strong></p><p><strong><em>You Might Be A Redneck If . . .</em></strong></p><p>. . . your car breaks down on the side of the road and you never go back to get it.</p><p></p><p>. . . your greatest accomplishment is the 10-pound turnip you grew.</p><p></p><p>. . . any of your hobbies require dogs and a lantern.</p><p></p><p>. . . you think people who have electricity are uppity.</p><p></p><p>. . . you know how to milk a goat.</p><p></p><p>. . . you’ve ever committed a crime with a lawn mower.</p><p></p><p>. . . your two best friends are named Skeeter and Possum.</p><p></p><p>. . . you’ve ever hollered, “You kids quit playin’ on that sheet metal.”</p><p></p><p>. . . your idea of water conservation is moving your Saturday night bath to every other Saturday night.</p><p></p><p>. . . your idea of summer vacation is running through a sprinkler in the front yard.</p><p></p><p>. . . you’ve ever named a child for a good dog.</p><p></p><p>. . . there are four pairs of pants and two squirrels hanging from your clothesline.</p><p></p><p>. . . your local newspaper has a front-page feature called “Cow of the Week.”</p><p></p><p>. . . you don’t need a clean shirt to go to work.</p><p></p><p>. . . you bum a dip from your mother.</p><p></p><p>. . . you have the entire WWF slurpie cup collection proudly displayed on a shelf in your trailer.</p><p></p><p>. . . your favorite mixed drink includes Yoo-Hoo.</p><p></p><p>. . . you think “Hooked on Phonics” is a fishing show.</p><p></p><p>. . . you’ve ever attended a dance at the bus station.</p><p></p><p>. . . your guest bedroom is also your tool shed.</p><p></p><p>. . . you spend three days in line for Reba tickets.</p><p></p><p>. . . you can’t keep your cats out of your car at night because the interior smells like fried chicken.</p><p></p><p>. . . you think French onion dip is an exotic tobacco product.</p><p></p><p>. . . you drive more than thirty miles to save money on a pack of cigarettes.</p><p></p><p>. . . you spend most of your time in the laundromat so you can watch TV.</p><p></p><p>. . . grass is growing in the floor boards of your car.</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="melody, post: 3540201, member: 14320"] [B]Jeff Foxworthy's Redneck Test [I]You Might Be A Redneck If . . .[/I][/B] . . . your car breaks down on the side of the road and you never go back to get it. . . . your greatest accomplishment is the 10-pound turnip you grew. . . . any of your hobbies require dogs and a lantern. . . . you think people who have electricity are uppity. . . . you know how to milk a goat. . . . you’ve ever committed a crime with a lawn mower. . . . your two best friends are named Skeeter and Possum. . . . you’ve ever hollered, “You kids quit playin’ on that sheet metal.” . . . your idea of water conservation is moving your Saturday night bath to every other Saturday night. . . . your idea of summer vacation is running through a sprinkler in the front yard. . . . you’ve ever named a child for a good dog. . . . there are four pairs of pants and two squirrels hanging from your clothesline. . . . your local newspaper has a front-page feature called “Cow of the Week.” . . . you don’t need a clean shirt to go to work. . . . you bum a dip from your mother. . . . you have the entire WWF slurpie cup collection proudly displayed on a shelf in your trailer. . . . your favorite mixed drink includes Yoo-Hoo. . . . you think “Hooked on Phonics” is a fishing show. . . . you’ve ever attended a dance at the bus station. . . . your guest bedroom is also your tool shed. . . . you spend three days in line for Reba tickets. . . . you can’t keep your cats out of your car at night because the interior smells like fried chicken. . . . you think French onion dip is an exotic tobacco product. . . . you drive more than thirty miles to save money on a pack of cigarettes. . . . you spend most of your time in the laundromat so you can watch TV. . . . grass is growing in the floor boards of your car. [/QUOTE]
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