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Message: <blockquote data-quote="melody" data-source="post: 3553251" data-attributes="member: 14320">Bob Gets DumpedThe guys had been worried about Bob ever since his wife dumped him and cleaned him out in the divorce.They decided that somebody should go visit him at home to see how he was doing.Floyd gets the job and goes to Bob's place one day after work. Bob seems to be ok but Floyd checks his place out to see if anything is out of the ordinary, just in case.The place looks fine except for one thing, a tampon on top of Bob's TV. Floyd tries to ignore it but curiosity finally gets the best of him."Hey, Bob, what's with the tampon on the television?""Oh, that's just to remind me that the cunt took the VCR."o0o0o0o0o0There were two guys taking a shower. They were playing with eachother and kissing. Then sombody knocked on the door so one of the guys was like im going to answer the door so dont finish without me right. So he went to go answer the door when he came their was cum all over the walls curtains, everywhere. The guy says to him i told you not to finish without me.The other guy says i didnt.....I FARTED!!!!!!!o0o0o0o0o0His aunt asked him, "You're a homosexual? Are you seeing apsychiatrist?""No," Mikey said, "I'm seeing a lieutenant in the army."o0o0o0o0o0If I had a cock of steel and balls of solid brassI'd find a marble statue and ram it up it's ass.o0o0o0o0o0A school teacher asks her class 'What vegetable makes your eyes water?'Little Johnny replies ' a turnip miss'.'No Johnny' says the teacher, 'I believe you are thinking of an onion,aren't you?''No miss' Says Johnny, 'Have you never been hit in the balls with aturnip?'o0o0o0o0o0A little kid, sees his dad naked for the first time as he gets out of the shower. "WOW! What`s that, daddy?", asks the little boy, pointing to his dad`s crotch. "Son ... that`s a ... a hedgehog." answers the embarrassed parent. "Shit! It sure has a big cock, doesn`t it??" said the kid.</blockquote>

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