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Message: <blockquote data-quote="melody" data-source="post: 3563414" data-attributes="member: 14320">The StableboyThe lowly stableboy could only watch and dream about the beautifulgirl who came to ride her horse every afternoon. It was a case of unrequitedlove.One day he was painting the empty stables and day-dreaming about hisgirl when he realized that he was painting the stall that her horse waskept in. the horse shied, coming into contact with the fresh paint andsmearing it all over itself. "What will I do?" he wondered. "I know -I'll continue to paint the stall and horse too. When she arrives toride, she'll wonder who painted her horse green. I'll say I did itaccidentally. As her horse dries I'll suggest we might ride double onthe horse in the next stall. She'll agree and we'll ride together tothe little pond out by the waterfall. We'll admire the scenery for a while,then she'll say, 'I'd love to go swimming but I didn't bring my suit.'I'll tell her that no-one ever comes here at this time of day so we cansafely swim in the nude. We'll skinny-dip for a while then lie closetogether on the grass. One thing will lead to another and we'll makemad, passionate love. That's what I'll do."It was almost time for the beautiful girl to arrive so he hid in thenext stall, eager to carry out the next stage of his plan. The girlcame to the stall, opened the door and exclaimed, "Who painted my horsegreen?!"Excitedly, the boy leapt from his hiding place and shouted, "I did!Let's fuck!"`````Mickey Mouse and Minnie Mouse were indivorce court and the judge said to Mickey,"You say here that your wife is crazy."Mickey replied,"I didn't say she was crazy, I said she's fucking Goofy."`````Q. What three words can totally deflate a man's ego?A. Is it in?Q. How do you castrate a redneck?A. You kick his sister in the jaw.Q. Why does a dog lick his ass?A. Because he knows that in five minutes, he'll belicking your face.</blockquote>

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