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Message: <blockquote data-quote="melody" data-source="post: 3566653" data-attributes="member: 14320">a soldier's lettera soldier received a letter from his girlfriend, but he couldn't show itto his friends, because she signed it "mother," and this is what shewrote:M- is for the many times we did it.O- is for the other times we tried.T- is for the terrific times we have.H- is for the hotel we went to.E- is for the easy way we went.R- is for the rhythm we had.That spells "mother" -- what i'm going to be in 9 months.He wrote back and this is what he said:F- is for the fucked up letter you sent me.A- is for the ass you are.T- is for the trouble your in.H- is for the hoe you really are.E- is for the easy way you gave it up.R- is for the romance we never had.And i'll be damned if i'm the fatherthis is what i think of the baby:B- is for the baby without a father.A- is for the abortion you better get.B- is for the bastard he or she will be.Y- is for the "yes" when you should have said "no."she realized that she forgot a few things in the first letter so shewrote the dickless wonder back and this is what she said:B- is for the beef you had with me.E- is for the eating you did.S- is for the good pussy you sucked.T- is for the times i got you hard.F- is for the funny made dick you have.R- is the rash on your ass.I- is for the intercourse that was boring.E- is for the energy for you to cum.N- is for the nasty ass dog you are.D- is for the dad your going to be.And that spells "bestfriend" -- who i was fuckin' while you were away.</blockquote>

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