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<blockquote data-quote="melody" data-source="post: 3570735" data-attributes="member: 14320"><p><strong>Defining Her</strong></p><p><strong></strong></p><p><strong>DANDY LITTLE HOUSE KEEPER:</strong></p><p>She has been married three times and kept</p><p>all the houses</p><p></p><p><strong>FINE CHARACTER:</strong></p><p>She's an ex-hooker</p><p></p><p><strong>KNOWS HOW TO HANDLE MONEY:</strong></p><p>She's a spend thrift and great at spending</p><p>yours</p><p></p><p><strong>SPOTLESS REPUTATION:</strong></p><p>She's a slut</p><p></p><p><strong>STRONG FAMILY TIES:</strong></p><p>She's a Mafia Princess</p><p><strong></strong></p><p><strong>LOVES CHILDREN:</strong></p><p>She's pregnant and needs a husband</p><p></p><p><strong>WONDERFUL PERSONALITY:</strong></p><p>She's fat</p><p></p><p><strong>GREAT SENSE OF HUMOR:</strong></p><p>She's fat and will laugh at anything you say</p><p></p><p><strong>THE OUTDOOR TYPE:</strong></p><p>She hunts, fishes, chews tobacco, just</p><p>like the guys</p><p><strong></strong></p><p><strong>READY TO SETTLE DOWN:</strong></p><p>She's thirty-five, in a state of panic, and dying to</p><p>marry</p><p><strong></strong></p><p><strong>LIKES TO HAVE A GOOD TIME</strong>:</p><p>She gets piss drunk</p><p></p><p><strong>LOTS OF FUN AT PARTIES:</strong></p><p>Often makes an ass of herself</p><p></p><p><strong>MATURE WOMAN:</strong></p><p>She's at least thirty, but looks at least</p><p>forty-five</p><p></p><p><strong>HAS THE APPEARANCE OF A YOUNG SCHOOL GIRL:</strong></p><p>She's at least thirty-three, but dresses</p><p>like a teenager</p><p></p><p><strong>CASUAL:</strong></p><p>She dresses like a slob</p><p></p><p><strong>DECORATED HER OWN PLACE:</strong></p><p>Her apartment resembles a pig sty</p><p></p><p><strong>A GREAT DANCER:</strong></p><p>She a Stripper/Lapdancer</p><p></p><p><strong>NOT OVERLY EMOTIONAL:</strong></p><p>She only cries twenty-seven times a day</p><p></p><p><strong>DOESN'T CHASE MEN:</strong></p><p>She's more of a mousetrap or a black widow</p><p>spider type</p><p><strong></strong></p><p><strong>SELDOM DATES:</strong></p><p>She's a lesbian who needs a male escort</p><p>for something</p><p></p><p><strong>UNDERSTANDS MEN:</strong></p><p>She's been married and divorced four times</p><p></p><p><strong>A GOOD SPORT:</strong></p><p>She knows two hundred jokes & can drink</p><p>you under the table</p><p><strong></strong></p><p><strong>LOOKS AND DRESSES LIKE A MODEL:</strong></p><p>She's five eleven and weighs seventy-three pounds</p><p></p><p><strong>BEEN IN SHOW BUSINESS:</strong></p><p>She's a former porn movie star</p><p></p><p><strong>TRAVELED A LOT:</strong></p><p>She's been in a LOT of Motels</p><p></p><p><strong>KNOWS A LOT OF INTERESTING PEOPLE</strong>:</p><p>None of whom would marry her</p><p><strong></strong></p><p><strong>WONDERFUL DISPOSITION:</strong></p><p>She has PMS</p><p></p><p><strong>A HARD WORKER:</strong></p><p>Retired from "Hooters"</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="melody, post: 3570735, member: 14320"] [B]Defining Her DANDY LITTLE HOUSE KEEPER:[/B] She has been married three times and kept all the houses [B]FINE CHARACTER:[/B] She's an ex-hooker [B]KNOWS HOW TO HANDLE MONEY:[/B] She's a spend thrift and great at spending yours [B]SPOTLESS REPUTATION:[/B] She's a slut [B]STRONG FAMILY TIES:[/B] She's a Mafia Princess [B] LOVES CHILDREN:[/B] She's pregnant and needs a husband [B]WONDERFUL PERSONALITY:[/B] She's fat [B]GREAT SENSE OF HUMOR:[/B] She's fat and will laugh at anything you say [B]THE OUTDOOR TYPE:[/B] She hunts, fishes, chews tobacco, just like the guys [B] READY TO SETTLE DOWN:[/B] She's thirty-five, in a state of panic, and dying to marry [B] LIKES TO HAVE A GOOD TIME[/B]: She gets piss drunk [B]LOTS OF FUN AT PARTIES:[/B] Often makes an ass of herself [B]MATURE WOMAN:[/B] She's at least thirty, but looks at least forty-five [B]HAS THE APPEARANCE OF A YOUNG SCHOOL GIRL:[/B] She's at least thirty-three, but dresses like a teenager [B]CASUAL:[/B] She dresses like a slob [B]DECORATED HER OWN PLACE:[/B] Her apartment resembles a pig sty [B]A GREAT DANCER:[/B] She a Stripper/Lapdancer [B]NOT OVERLY EMOTIONAL:[/B] She only cries twenty-seven times a day [B]DOESN'T CHASE MEN:[/B] She's more of a mousetrap or a black widow spider type [B] SELDOM DATES:[/B] She's a lesbian who needs a male escort for something [B]UNDERSTANDS MEN:[/B] She's been married and divorced four times [B]A GOOD SPORT:[/B] She knows two hundred jokes & can drink you under the table [B] LOOKS AND DRESSES LIKE A MODEL:[/B] She's five eleven and weighs seventy-three pounds [B]BEEN IN SHOW BUSINESS:[/B] She's a former porn movie star [B]TRAVELED A LOT:[/B] She's been in a LOT of Motels [B]KNOWS A LOT OF INTERESTING PEOPLE[/B]: None of whom would marry her [B] WONDERFUL DISPOSITION:[/B] She has PMS [B]A HARD WORKER:[/B] Retired from "Hooters" [/QUOTE]
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