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<blockquote data-quote="melody" data-source="post: 3585985" data-attributes="member: 14320"><p><strong>My Mother Taught Me…</strong></p><p><strong></strong></p><p><strong>To Value A Job Well Done</strong></p><p>"If you're going to kill each other, do it outside. I just finished cleaning."</p><p></p><p><strong>Time Travel</strong></p><p>"If you don't straighten up, I'm going to knock you into the middle of next week!"</p><p></p><p><strong>Logic</strong></p><p>"Because I said so, that's why."</p><p></p><p><strong>Foresight</strong></p><p>"Make sure you wear clean underwear, in case you're in an accident."</p><p></p><p><strong>Irony</strong></p><p>"Keep crying and I'll give you something to cry about."</p><p></p><p><strong>Osmosis</strong></p><p>"Shut your mouth and eat your supper."</p><p></p><p><strong>Stamina</strong></p><p>"You'll sit there until all that spinach is gone."</p><p><strong></strong></p><p><strong>Weather</strong></p><p>"This room of yours looks as if a tornado went through it."</p><p></p><p><strong>Hypocrisy</strong></p><p>"If I told you once, I've told you a million times. Don't exaggerate!"</p><p></p><p><strong>Circle Of Life</strong></p><p>"I brought you into this world, and I can take you out."</p><p></p><p><strong>Behavior Modification</strong></p><p>"Stop acting like your father!"</p><p></p><p><strong>Envy</strong></p><p>"There are millions of less fortunate children in this world who don't have wonderful parents like you do."</p><p></p><p><strong>Anticipation</strong></p><p>"Just wait until we get home."</p><p></p><p><strong>Receiving</strong></p><p>"You are going to get it when you get home!"</p><p><strong></strong></p><p><strong>Medical Science</strong></p><p>"If you don't stop crossing your eyes, they are going to freeze that way."</p><p><strong></strong></p><p><strong>How To Become An Adult</strong></p><p>"If you don't eat your vegetables, you'll never grow up."</p><p></p><p><strong>Genetics</strong></p><p>"You're just like your father."</p><p></p><p><strong>Wisdom</strong></p><p>"When you get to be my age, you'll understand."</p><p></p><p><strong>Justice</strong></p><p>"One day you'll have kids, and I hope they turn out just like you"</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="melody, post: 3585985, member: 14320"] [B]My Mother Taught Me… To Value A Job Well Done[/B] "If you're going to kill each other, do it outside. I just finished cleaning." [B]Time Travel[/B] "If you don't straighten up, I'm going to knock you into the middle of next week!" [B]Logic[/B] "Because I said so, that's why." [B]Foresight[/B] "Make sure you wear clean underwear, in case you're in an accident." [B]Irony[/B] "Keep crying and I'll give you something to cry about." [B]Osmosis[/B] "Shut your mouth and eat your supper." [B]Stamina[/B] "You'll sit there until all that spinach is gone." [B] Weather[/B] "This room of yours looks as if a tornado went through it." [B]Hypocrisy[/B] "If I told you once, I've told you a million times. Don't exaggerate!" [B]Circle Of Life[/B] "I brought you into this world, and I can take you out." [B]Behavior Modification[/B] "Stop acting like your father!" [B]Envy[/B] "There are millions of less fortunate children in this world who don't have wonderful parents like you do." [B]Anticipation[/B] "Just wait until we get home." [B]Receiving[/B] "You are going to get it when you get home!" [B] Medical Science[/B] "If you don't stop crossing your eyes, they are going to freeze that way." [B] How To Become An Adult[/B] "If you don't eat your vegetables, you'll never grow up." [B]Genetics[/B] "You're just like your father." [B]Wisdom[/B] "When you get to be my age, you'll understand." [B]Justice[/B] "One day you'll have kids, and I hope they turn out just like you" [/QUOTE]
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