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Message: <blockquote data-quote="melody" data-source="post: 3590209" data-attributes="member: 14320">In A ComaA husband is visiting his wife in hospital where she has been in a coma for several years.On this visit he decides to rub her left breast instead of just talking to her.While doing so, the wife lets out a sigh. Pleasantly surprised, the husband runs out and tells the doctor."That is a good sign," suggests the doctor, "Why don't you try rubbing her right breast to see if there is any reaction."The husband returns to his wife's bedside and rubs her right breast which brings a moan from his wife.He rushes out again and tells the doctor.The doctor thinks this is amazing and could perhaps be a real break through. The doctor then suggests the man return to her bedside and perform oral sex.More than happy to accommodate, the husband returns to his wife's bedside to do his deed.Some five minutes later, the husband comes running from his wife's bedside screaming for the doctor."What's going on?" asks the doctor.The husband yells, "My wife stopped breathing!""What happened?" asks the doctor. "Everything seemed to be looking good a few minutes ago."The husband replies, "She choked."~~~~~~~~Mr. Smith owned a small business. He had two employees, Sarah and Jack. They were both extremely good employees - always willing to work overtime and chip in where needed.Mr. Smith was looking over his books one day and decided that he wasn't making enough money to warrant two employees and he would have to lay one off. But both Sarah and Jack were such good workers he was having trouble finding a fair way to do it. He decided that he would watch them work and the first one to take a break would be the one he would lay off.So, he sat in his office and watched them work. Suddenly, Sarah gets a terrible headache and needs to take an aspirin. She gets the aspirin out of her purse and goes to the water cooler to get something to wash it down with. Mr. Smith follows her to the water cooler, taps her on the shoulder and says, "Sarah, I'm going to have to lay you or Jack off."</blockquote>

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