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Message: <blockquote data-quote="melody" data-source="post: 3590911" data-attributes="member: 14320">Cool FunniesAround lunchtime Sheryl left school and headed for home, crying becauseher first period had started and she had no idea what it was.The girl's teacher was reluctant to get involved, so she suggestedSheryl talk to her mom.She was walking home when she ran into little Johnny."Why are you crying? Asked little Johnny."I'm crying because I'm bleeding," she replied."Give me a look," said little Johnny.She lifted her skirt and showed him."Fuc*in' hell!" said little Johnny. "No wonder you're bleeding somebastard's cut off your cock!"==========An eighty-three year old lady finished her annual physicalexamination whereupon the doctor said "You are in fine shape for yourage.. but tell me.. do you still have intercourse?""Just a minute .. I'll have to ask my husband," she said. She wentout to the reception room and said:"Jake do we still have intercourse?"Jake answered impatiently........"If I told you once I told you athousand times... We have blue cross !!"==========Why don't Jewish mothers drink?Alcohol interferes with their suffering.Where does a Jewish husband hide money from his wife?Under the vacuum cleaner.==========The teacher once asked the class to make a sentence with the phrasepistol too.Little Jimmy raised his hand, and after being recognized, said"The lone Ranger tamed the wild west with his faithful indian companionand his pistol too".Very good says the teacher.Little Johnnie raised his hand, and after being called on said"Down at our house we make homebrew, drink till twelve and piss till two".==========Blonde Moments!A blonde went out to her mail box and looked in, closed the door andwent back in the house. A few minutes later she went out and looked inthe mail box again. She did this several times and her neighbor that waswatching her said, "You must be expecting a very important letter todaythe way you keep looking into your mail box"...The blonde answered "No", I am working on my computer and it keepstelling me that I've got mail."==========A blonde arrived for her first golf lesson and the pro asked her totake a swing at a ball to see how she'd do.The blonde did so and completely duffed the shot.The pro said "Your swing is good but you're gripping the club toohard grip the club gently as you would your husband's penis.".The blonde took another shot and nailed the ball 275 yardsstraight down the fairway.The pro said "That was excellent!! Let's try it again, only thistime take the club out of your mouth."</blockquote>

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