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Message: <blockquote data-quote="melody" data-source="post: 3600301" data-attributes="member: 14320">What is the definition of a smart ass?Someone who can sit on an ice cream cone and tell you what flavor it is.==========Little Johnny was playing in his room when his dad walked in andexplained that he and his mom were getting a divorce."Why Daddy?" asked a confused Little Johnny."Well, son" he explained, "Your mother and I are no longer in love."Now more confused, Little Johnny asked, "What does being in love mean?""Let me give you an example, son. Love is when a husband rushes homefrom a long day at work to embrace and kiss his wife at the door.Your mom and I have lost that love.""But Daddy, I see Mommy getting excited lots of times right when youcome home, so she must still be in love with you.""I don't understand, son. When has your mother recently been excitedwhen I arrive home from work?""Well, sometimes when Mommy is still sleeping in bed with the neighbor,and you pull into the driveway, she shouts at the top of her lungs, 'Myhusband's home! My husband's home!"=========="Do you serve women at this bar?""No, sir, you have to bring your own."==========Confucious SaysMan who finger girl having period get caught red handed.==========Confucious say:Man in shower playing with tool not necessarily plumber.==========A man walks into a restaurant with his wife. The waiter approaches thetable and asks for their order. "I'll have your biggest, juiciestLondon Broil," he says."But sir, what about the mad cow?!" asks the waiter. "Oh," answers theman, "she'll order for herself."==========Why do men love blowjobs so much?They love all jobs they can lay back and watch a woman do.Why won't blondes eat pickles?Because they're afraid they'll get their heads stuckin the jarWhat do you call a bunch of blondes with yeast infections?A wine and cheese party!</blockquote>

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