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Message: <blockquote data-quote="melody" data-source="post: 3634309" data-attributes="member: 14320">A man who suffered from impotence went to see a doctor.The doctor gave him a revolutionary new injection made from monkeyglands, which worked perfectly. Nine months and two weeks later, hiswife had a baby.When the nurse came out of the delivery room with the news,he asked, "Is it a boy or a girl?""We won't know until it comes down off the chandelier."«~*~»§«~*Nadine: The penis-enlarging pills my boyfriend boughtonline are working.Jill: Wow, I thought those were a scam.Nadine: Nope, they work. Since taking them, he is nowa bigger dick than he was a few months ago.«~*~»§«~*Q: What's the best thing about getting a BJ?A: The 10 minutes of silence. «~*~»§«~*There was a debauched little wenchthat nothing could ever make her flinch.She admitted men's poles,At all possible holes,And she'd bugger, fuck, jerk off, and french.There was a young fellow named PellWho didn't like cunt very well.He would finger and fuck one,But never would suck one---He just couldn't get used to the smell.«~*~»§«~*"Doctor," Sylvia begs the psychiatrist, "you've got to help my husband.He thinks he's a racehorse. He wants to live in a stable, he walks on all fours--he even eats hay.""I'm sure I can cure him," the shrink replies, "but it will take a long time and be very costly.""Oh, money's no object," Sylvia says. "He's already won two races."«~*~»§«~*Bubba is sitting with his wife, Mary Jo, at a football game. Every fewminutes, some guy comes over and fondles her. They squeeze her tits,reach up her dress, grind against her butt. And Bubba just sits therelike nothing is happening.Finally, a guy sitting next to him leans over and says, "Man, don't yousee what the hell is happening?""Yeah, I do.""Well, hell, man, why did you bring her to the game?""(Sigh) If I leave her at home, everybody goes to my houseand screws her."</blockquote>

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