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Message: <blockquote data-quote="melody" data-source="post: 3645864" data-attributes="member: 14320">The Ballad Of Bush's Queen BeretsFalling Fairies from the sky,O broke a nail, Oh I could cry.Don't you like how my tushy sways?We are the fags of the Queen Berets.George Bush's words upon my ears,"You Guys have rights, be proud you're Queers."I once was scared, now I'm okay,Cause I'm a Fag in the QUEEN BERETS.Put silver earclips on my nuts,I love the pain, now spank my butt.The way you walk is awfully cute.I sure would LOVE to pack your chute.This Army stuff is awfully slick,Free meals and clothes, and lots of dicks.When I retire, I'll still get paid.I thank you George, from the Queen Berets.===One day a young boy asks mother if he can bath with her. The mother agreed toldthe child that he could not look under water. Children being naturally curiousthe first thing the child does is look under the water. Seeing his mother'sbush the child asks, "Mom what is that"? Answering in surprise the mother says,"that is my sponge". This answer satified the child's curiousitiy and he bathand got out of the tub. When the child was gone Mom decided to shave her pubichair as a surprise to dad. The next night the boys asks to bath with his motheragain. Again the mother agrees under the same conditions. Of course the childlooked under the water again and not seeing her bush asked, "Mom where's yoursponge"? Again answering in surprise the mother says, "I lost it". Again thechild was satified.A few days later Mom was cleaning house and the boy rushed into the houseexcited and short winded. Seeing his excitment Mom asks, "what's wrong honey"?The boy replies in excitment,"Mom I found your sponge". Thinking this to becute the Mom asks, "where is it honey"? After a few seconds of catching hisbreath the boy answers, "The lady next door has it and she's using it to wipedady's face"!!!!!!!!!===Guy takes his wife to the Doctor...The Doc says, "Well, it's either Alzhiemers disease or AIDS.""What do you mean?" The guy says, "You can't tell the difference?""Yeah, the two look a lot alike in the early stages... Tell you what.. Drive her way out into the country, kick her out of the car, and if she finds her way back, don't fuck her."</blockquote>

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