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<blockquote data-quote="melody" data-source="post: 3661349" data-attributes="member: 14320"><p><strong>More Confucius Says... </strong></p><p></p><p>- Nail on board is not good as screw on bench.</p><p></p><p>- Squirrel who runs up woman's leg not find nuts.</p><p></p><p>- Man who buy drowned cat must pay for wet pussy.</p><p></p><p>- Man who speaks with forked tongue should not kiss balloons.</p><p></p><p>- Man who run behind car get exhausted.</p><p></p><p>- A girl's best asset is her 'lie'ability.</p><p></p><p>- Man is young when he snatches kisses,</p><p>old when he kisses snatches.</p><p></p><p>- Wife who put husband in dog house soon find him in cat house.</p><p></p><p>- Man's wife his better half, his mistress his better whole.</p><p></p><p>- Sailor who get discharge from Navy leave buddies behind.</p><p></p><p>- Woman who sleep with judge get honorable discharge.</p><p></p><p>- Man have more hair on chest than woman,</p><p>but on whole woman have more.</p><p></p><p>- Woman who cooks carrots and peas in same pot unsanitary.</p><p></p><p>- Man who lays woman on hill not on level.</p><p></p><p>- Seven day honeymoon make hole weak.</p><p></p><p>- Woman who goes to man's apartment for snack, gets titbit.</p><p></p><p>- Man who lay woman on ground, get peace on earth.</p><p></p><p>- Man who kisses girl's behind, gets crack in face.</p><p></p><p>- Man with holes in pants pockets, feels cocky all day.</p><p></p><p>- Man who fight with wife all day, get no peace at night.</p><p></p><p>- Virginity like balloon...one prick, all gone.</p><p></p><p>- Girl who rides bicycle, peddles ass all over town.</p><p></p><p>- Baseball all wrong...man with four balls can't walk.</p><p></p><p>- Man who live in glass house, dress in basement.</p><p></p><p>- Kotex not best thing on earth, but next to best thing.</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="melody, post: 3661349, member: 14320"] [B]More Confucius Says... [/B] - Nail on board is not good as screw on bench. - Squirrel who runs up woman's leg not find nuts. - Man who buy drowned cat must pay for wet pussy. - Man who speaks with forked tongue should not kiss balloons. - Man who run behind car get exhausted. - A girl's best asset is her 'lie'ability. - Man is young when he snatches kisses, old when he kisses snatches. - Wife who put husband in dog house soon find him in cat house. - Man's wife his better half, his mistress his better whole. - Sailor who get discharge from Navy leave buddies behind. - Woman who sleep with judge get honorable discharge. - Man have more hair on chest than woman, but on whole woman have more. - Woman who cooks carrots and peas in same pot unsanitary. - Man who lays woman on hill not on level. - Seven day honeymoon make hole weak. - Woman who goes to man's apartment for snack, gets titbit. - Man who lay woman on ground, get peace on earth. - Man who kisses girl's behind, gets crack in face. - Man with holes in pants pockets, feels cocky all day. - Man who fight with wife all day, get no peace at night. - Virginity like balloon...one prick, all gone. - Girl who rides bicycle, peddles ass all over town. - Baseball all wrong...man with four balls can't walk. - Man who live in glass house, dress in basement. - Kotex not best thing on earth, but next to best thing. [/QUOTE]
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