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Message: <blockquote data-quote="melody" data-source="post: 3663738" data-attributes="member: 14320"><p><strong><span style="color: Teal">A Problem With My Cock</span></strong></p><p></p><p>Darrell walks into his doctor's office and the receptionist</p><p>gives him a form to fill out and asks him what his problem is.</p><p></p><p>Darrell replied, I've got something wrong with my cock."</p><p></p><p>"Please watch your language!" scolds the receptionist.</p><p>"There are women and children in the waiting room."</p><p></p><p>Darrell leaves the office, only to return a few minutes later</p><p>and said to the receptionist, "I've got a problem with my ear."</p><p></p><p>"Now that's much better," says the receptionist. "What</p><p>wrong with your ear?"</p><p></p><p>"I can't piss out of it!"</p><p></p><p><strong><span style="color: Red">=====</span></strong></p><p></p><p>Ya know, if guys had a period,</p><p>they'd probably brag about the size of their tampons...</p><p></p><p><strong><span style="color: Red">=====</span></strong></p><p></p><p>The Ideal Wife should be beautiful,</p><p>but not so beautiful that people think</p><p>you married her only for her beauty.</p><p>And The Ideal Wife should be wealthy,</p><p>but not so wealthy that people think</p><p>you married her only for her money.</p><p>And The Ideal Wife should be gentle,</p><p>but not so gentle that she can't</p><p>suck a tennis ball through a fifty-foot garden hose.</p><p></p><p><strong><span style="color: Red">=====</span></strong></p><p></p><p>A blonde went to her doctor and said,</p><p>"You prescribed birth control pills for me."</p><p>"And how is it going?" he asked.</p><p>"Okay, I think, but I'd like to have them bigger."</p><p>The doctor was surprised. "You mean stronger?"</p><p>"No, bigger, please"</p><p>"But why BIGGER?"</p><p>"Because they keep falling out."</p><p></p><p><strong><span style="color: Red">=====</span></strong></p><p></p><p>Little Johnny is wandering up and down the aisles</p><p>of a supermarket crying his eyes out.</p><p></p><p>"What's the matter fella?" asked a stock boy.</p><p></p><p>"I've lost my mommy!" wailed Little Johnny.</p><p></p><p>"Don't worry, we'll soon find her," soothed the stock boy.</p><p></p><p>"Now tell me, what's mommy like?"</p><p></p><p>"Bourbon and men with big, hard cocks,"</p><p>sobbed Little Johnny.</p></blockquote><p></p>

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