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Message: <blockquote data-quote="melody" data-source="post: 3686526" data-attributes="member: 14320">The TrampsA bartender is shutting up for the night when there is a knock at the door.When he answers, a tramp says: "can I have a toothpick?"He gives him the toothpick and the tramp goes off.A few minutes later there is a second knock.When he answers, there is a second tramp who says: "can I have a toothpick?"He gets his toothpick and off he goes.There is a third knock at the door, and a third tramp. The bartender says,"Don't tell me, you want a toothpick too.""No, a straw," says the tramp.The landlord hands him a straw and says, "why do you want it?"Says the tramp: "Some guy just threw up outside but all the good stuff's gone already."=====Your mama's so fat . . .She pulled her panties down to her ankles and she still had cunt in them!=====A guy goes into a whorehouse and says: "What have you got for ten bucks?""Go upstairs to the attic," says the Madam, "there's a girl up there for you."The man goes up to the attic. He can barely see a girl lying there in the darkness. He climbs on top of her and starts fucking. Then, to his disgust, he notices some kind of slimy gunk coming out of her mouth and nose.The man runs downstairs and says: "I want my money back! That girl is sick or something! She's got something coming out of her nose and her mouth!""Oh, sir, I'm so sorry! Here's your money back," says the madam, handing the man his ten bucks. After he leaves, she calls over her assistant. "Listen," she says. "You'd better go to the morgue and steal another stiff. The one in the attic is full."</blockquote>

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