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Message: <blockquote data-quote="melody" data-source="post: 3704589" data-attributes="member: 14320">Squating For DoughA girl is about to tie the knot, and is watching her mother bakebiscuits in the kitchen. "Mom?" she asks, "How do you keep Dad so happyafter all these years of marriage?" The mother promptly throws a wad ofbiscuit dough on the floor, hikes up her dress, and squats down,picking the dough up with her Suzy. "Practice this and when you can do it, I'llguarantee that your man will be satisfied for the rest of his life,"said her mother. So the girl practiced and practiced until her weddingnight. While her anxious husband waited for her in the bed, she emergedwearing a sexy negligee, carrying a can of biscuit dough. She openedthe can, threw the dough on the floor, lifted her negligee, and squattedover the dough. Expecting to only pick up the biscuit she had a veryunexpected episode of gas, which made a thunderous growling sound. Herhusband startled, jumped from the bed and backed away. "What's wronghoney?" she asked. He replied, "Shit woman!" as he stepped furtheraway."If that thing growls like that for a biscuit, I sure as hell don'twant to tease it with meat!"</blockquote>

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