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<blockquote data-quote="melody" data-source="post: 3706637" data-attributes="member: 14320"><p><strong>125 Things NOT To Say During Sex</strong></p><p><strong><em>(Part 3)</em></strong></p><p></p><p>85.. I like your tits.</p><p>86.. Suck my</p><p>dick, bitch.</p><p>87.. How much do I owe you?</p><p>88.. How come we each have a</p><p>penis?</p><p>89.. Of course you can't be on top, you're too fat, you'll kill</p><p>me!</p><p>90.. Your ass is hairy (the guy says this).</p><p>91.. Just use your</p><p>finger, it's bigger.</p><p>92.. Does your family have to watch?</p><p>93.. We'll try</p><p>again later when you can satisfy me too.</p><p>94.. Get off me, I'll do it</p><p>myself!</p><p>95.. Can you hold this sandwich for me?</p><p>96.. You're as soft as</p><p>a sheep, inside and out.</p><p>97.. The only reason I'm doing this is because</p><p>I'm drunk.</p><p>98.. My mom taught me this...</p><p>99.. How cute... peach fuzz!</p><p>100.. Damn girl! My tits are bigger than yours!</p><p>101.. Should I ask why</p><p>you're bleeding?</p><p>102.. This is my pet rat, Larry...</p><p>103.. If you can't</p><p>do it, I'll find someone else who can!</p><p>104.. I haven't had this much sex</p><p>since I was a hooker!</p><p>105.. I was once a woman...</p><p>106.. Wanna see me</p><p>take out my glass eye?</p><p>107.. No, I don't love your mind, I can't grab</p><p>that!</p><p>108.. Is it o.k. if I tell my friends about this?</p><p>109.. I'm sobering up and you're getting ugly!</p><p>110.. You wanted me to use a</p><p>condom?</p><p>111.. You're no better than my brother!</p><p>112.. Mooooo!</p><p>113.. Fire</p><p>in the hole!</p><p>114.. I wanna see how many quarters I can fit in there.</p><p>115.. Hurry up, I'm late for a date.</p><p>116.. O.k. start... Oh! that feels</p><p>so... You're done?!</p><p>117.. You ever see Basic Instinct?</p><p>118.. I'm out of</p><p>condoms, can I use a sock?</p><p>119.. Don't squirm, you'll spill my beer.</p><p>120.. Did I tell you where my cold sore came from?</p><p>121.. You got boogies</p><p>showing.</p><p>122.. (Start reciting the 10 commandments)</p><p>123.. I think I just</p><p>shit on your bed.</p><p>124.. Of course I don't love you.</p><p>125.. Let me spell</p><p>it out for you, b-r-e-a-t-h m-i-n-t.</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="melody, post: 3706637, member: 14320"] [B]125 Things NOT To Say During Sex [I](Part 3)[/I][/B] 85.. I like your tits. 86.. Suck my dick, bitch. 87.. How much do I owe you? 88.. How come we each have a penis? 89.. Of course you can't be on top, you're too fat, you'll kill me! 90.. Your ass is hairy (the guy says this). 91.. Just use your finger, it's bigger. 92.. Does your family have to watch? 93.. We'll try again later when you can satisfy me too. 94.. Get off me, I'll do it myself! 95.. Can you hold this sandwich for me? 96.. You're as soft as a sheep, inside and out. 97.. The only reason I'm doing this is because I'm drunk. 98.. My mom taught me this... 99.. How cute... peach fuzz! 100.. Damn girl! My tits are bigger than yours! 101.. Should I ask why you're bleeding? 102.. This is my pet rat, Larry... 103.. If you can't do it, I'll find someone else who can! 104.. I haven't had this much sex since I was a hooker! 105.. I was once a woman... 106.. Wanna see me take out my glass eye? 107.. No, I don't love your mind, I can't grab that! 108.. Is it o.k. if I tell my friends about this? 109.. I'm sobering up and you're getting ugly! 110.. You wanted me to use a condom? 111.. You're no better than my brother! 112.. Mooooo! 113.. Fire in the hole! 114.. I wanna see how many quarters I can fit in there. 115.. Hurry up, I'm late for a date. 116.. O.k. start... Oh! that feels so... You're done?! 117.. You ever see Basic Instinct? 118.. I'm out of condoms, can I use a sock? 119.. Don't squirm, you'll spill my beer. 120.. Did I tell you where my cold sore came from? 121.. You got boogies showing. 122.. (Start reciting the 10 commandments) 123.. I think I just shit on your bed. 124.. Of course I don't love you. 125.. Let me spell it out for you, b-r-e-a-t-h m-i-n-t. [/QUOTE]
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