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Message: <blockquote data-quote="melody" data-source="post: 3737073" data-attributes="member: 14320">There Is A Lesson To Be Learned Here......There was this man who lost one of his arms in an accident. He becamevery depressed because he had loved to play guitar and a lot of thingsthat took two arms.One day he could not stand it anymore. He decided to commit suicide. Hegot on an elevator and went to the top of a tall building to jump off.He was standing on the ledge looking down and saw this man on thesidewalk below skipping along whistling and kicking up his heels. Helooked closer and noticed this man didn't have any arms at all.He started thinking, what am I doing up here feeling sorry for myself, Istill have one good arm to do things with. There goes a man with no armsskipping down the sidewalk happy and going on with his life.He hurried down and caught the man with no arms. He told him how glad hewas to see him because he had lost one of his arms and felt ugly,useless and was going to kill himself. He thanked him again for savinghis life and he now knew he could make it with one arm if that guy coulddo it with no arms.The man with no arms began dancing and whistling and kicking up hisheels again.He asked "Why are you so happy anyway?"He said "I'm NOT happy; my ass itches."33333"Rosey," Too asked her dear friend, "what would you doif you caught your husband with another woman?""Another woman with *my* husband?" Rosey pondered."Let's see. I'd break her cane, shoot her guide dog,and call a cab to take her back to theinstitution she escaped from."33333The shapely woman was in the gynecological stirrups, and her doctor was in the middle of his examination when he suddenly stopped and said brusquely, "Look, madam, I'm a happily married man ... so would you please stop squeezing my hand?"</blockquote>

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