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Message: <blockquote data-quote="melody" data-source="post: 3751732" data-attributes="member: 14320">Visiting a lawyer for advice, the wife said, "I want you to help me get a divorce.The Lawyer says OK, what are your grounds.My husband is getting a little queer to sleep with.""What do you mean?" asked the attorney. "Does he force you to indulge in unusual sex practices?""No," replied the woman, "and neither does the little queer."=====Two cannibals, wandering around in the desert for days without food, hungry and desolate, all of a sudden, to their delight, they stumble upon a dead human carcass, pristine from any scavenger, so the two cannibals sink their teeth into the dead human flesh, tearing it apart, one starting from the head and one from the toes.After a few minutes of eating, the guy at the head yells to the cannibal at the bottom, "hey, how is it going down there?"The cannibal at the bottom says "this is great, I'm having a ball.The guy at the top says slow down and enjoy it, you're eating too damn fast."=====Little Jonny asked his mother "Ma, is it true that people can be taken apart like machines?""Of course not, where did you hear such nonsense?" replied by his motherLittle Jonny answered " The other day, Daddy was talking to someone on the phone, and he said that he screwed the ass off his secretary."=====A husky foreigner, looking for sex, accepted a prostitute's terms.When she undressed, he noticed that she had no pubic hair.The man shouted, "What, no wool? In my country all women have wool down there."The prostitute snapped back, "What do you want to do, knit or have sex?"=====A farmer and his daughter were coming back from town with their money from some sales and a large sack of flour when all of a sudden these highway men held them up and robbed them of everything.A few minutes later the farmer exclaims, "We're ruined, all the money's gone and there's no flour for bread."Then his daughter says, "No, papa, I hid the money in my U-know-what."The farmer said, "You're a good girl, but if your mama was here she could have saved the sack of flour as well!"</blockquote>

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