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Message: <blockquote data-quote="melody" data-source="post: 3789841" data-attributes="member: 14320">The doctor got her in the stirrups and spread her legs.Then the doctor said, "Oh My God!!! In my all of my career,I have never seen such a huge vagina!! ...huge vagina!!"She said, "Doctor, I know it and I'm very self-conciousabout it. But you didn't have to repeat yourself."The doctor replied, "I didn't. It was an echo!"pppppCheryl is watching her husband, Randy, coming out of theshower. She says, "You have dick-do disease."Randy asks, "What's that?"Cheryl says, "Your belly sticks out more than your dick do!"pppppA Jewish boy was walking with his girlfriend on the grounds of his father's house. His father was a successful doctor, and was carrying out a circumcision in the on-site surgery.As they were walking, they heard a scream and a foreskin flew out of the window and landed at the girl's feet."What's this, "she asked."Taste it," he replied, "If you like it, I'll give you a whole one!"pppppAs I was trying to pack for vacation, my 3-year-old daughter was having a wonderful time playing on the bed. At one point, she said, "Mom, look at this," and stuck out two of her fingers.Trying to keep her entertained, I reached out and stuck her fingers in my mouth and said, "Mommy gonna eat your fingers!" pretending to eat them before I rushed out of the room again.When I returned, my daughter was standing on the bed staring at her fingers with a devastated look on her face.I said, "What's wrong honey?""Mommy, where's my booger?"pppppA Sunday school teacher was telling her class the story of the GoodSamaritan, in which a man was beaten, robbed and left for dead.She described the situation in vivid detail so her students would catch the drama.Then she asked the class, "If you saw a person lying on theroadside wounded and bleeding, what would you do?"Little Johnny thought for a second, raised his hand, then said,"I'd probably puke my fucking guts out."</blockquote>

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