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<blockquote data-quote="melody" data-source="post: 3790409" data-attributes="member: 14320"><p><strong><span style="color: Teal">Filthy Nursery Rhymes</span></strong></p><p></p><p>Peter Peter pumpkin eater</p><p>had a wife he loved to beat her</p><p>he smacked her twice across the head</p><p>fucked her ass and went to bed.</p><p></p><p><strong><span style="color: Red">***</span></strong></p><p>Little Miss Muffett, sat on a tuffett</p><p>eating her curds and whey.</p><p>Along came a spider, and sat down beside her,</p><p>and said " What's in the bowl, bitch !? "</p><p></p><p><strong><span style="color: Red">***</span></strong></p><p>Little Boy Blew (sic)....</p><p>He needed the money !</p><p></p><p><strong><span style="color: Red">***</span></strong></p><p>Georgie Porgey</p><p>Pudding & Pie...</p><p>Whacked off in his girlfriend's eye...</p><p>And when that eye was glued and shut...</p><p>Georgie fucked that one-eyed slut.</p><p></p><p><strong><span style="color: Red">***</span></strong></p><p>Hickory Dickory Dock,</p><p>the bitch was sucking my cock</p><p>the clock struck two...</p><p>I shot my goo,</p><p>and dropped the bitch off ' the next block.</p><p></p><p><strong><span style="color: Red">***</span></strong></p><p>Jack be nimble, Jack be quick</p><p>Jack burnt off his fucking dick.</p><p></p><p><strong><span style="color: Red">***</span></strong></p><p>Jack be nimble, Jack be quick,</p><p>Jack jump over the candlestick.</p><p>Jack's not so nimble, and he's not so quick</p><p>Now he's in the hospital,with a burnt fucking dick.</p><p></p><p><strong><span style="color: Red">***</span></strong></p><p>There was an old lady who lived in a shoe</p><p>She had so many kids- her uterus fell out!</p><p></p><p><strong><span style="color: Red">***</span></strong></p><p>There was an old lady who lived in a shoe</p><p>She had so many kids, she didn't know what to do.</p><p>So she started giving head.</p><p><strong><span style="color: Red"></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: Red">***</span></strong></p><p>Little Bo Peep</p><p>Fucked her sheep.</p><p>She blew her horse</p><p>and licked his feet.</p><p>She ate his ass,</p><p>all very nice.</p><p>Tongued his balls</p><p>Not once but twice!</p><p></p><p><strong><span style="color: Red">***</span></strong></p><p>Mary, Mary quite contrairy</p><p>Trim that pussy, it's too damn hairy!</p><p></p><p><strong><span style="color: Red">***</span></strong></p><p>Jack and Jill</p><p>Went up the hill</p><p>So Jack could lick Jill's fanny.</p><p>Poor Jack's gob</p><p>Was filled with knob</p><p>'Cos Jill's a fucking tranny.</p><p></p><p><strong><span style="color: Red">***</span></strong></p><p>Jack and Jill went up the hill</p><p>And planned to do some kissing.</p><p>Jack made a pass,</p><p>and grabbed her ass;</p><p>And now his two front teeth are missing.</p><p></p><p><strong><span style="color: Red">***</span></strong></p><p>Mary had a little sheep,</p><p>And with this sheep</p><p>She went to sleep.</p><p>The sheep turned out</p><p>To be a ram</p><p>And Mary had a little lamb!</p><p></p><p><strong><span style="color: Red">***</span></strong></p><p>"Mirror Mirror, On the wall,</p><p>Who's the sexiest of them all?"</p><p>The mirror sighed, and with a grunt</p><p>said "Well, it ain't you!, You ugly cunt !"</p><p></p><p><strong><span style="color: Red">***</span></strong></p><p>My dick is big, her arse is tight </p><p>I poked her anus with delight </p><p>but halfway there I hit a bump </p><p>the bitch forgot to take a dump</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="melody, post: 3790409, member: 14320"] [B][COLOR="Teal"]Filthy Nursery Rhymes[/COLOR][/B] Peter Peter pumpkin eater had a wife he loved to beat her he smacked her twice across the head fucked her ass and went to bed. [B][COLOR="Red"]***[/COLOR][/B] Little Miss Muffett, sat on a tuffett eating her curds and whey. Along came a spider, and sat down beside her, and said " What's in the bowl, bitch !? " [B][COLOR="Red"]***[/COLOR][/B] Little Boy Blew (sic).... He needed the money ! [B][COLOR="Red"]***[/COLOR][/B] Georgie Porgey Pudding & Pie... Whacked off in his girlfriend's eye... And when that eye was glued and shut... Georgie fucked that one-eyed slut. [B][COLOR="Red"]***[/COLOR][/B] Hickory Dickory Dock, the bitch was sucking my cock the clock struck two... I shot my goo, and dropped the bitch off ' the next block. [B][COLOR="Red"]***[/COLOR][/B] Jack be nimble, Jack be quick Jack burnt off his fucking dick. [B][COLOR="Red"]***[/COLOR][/B] Jack be nimble, Jack be quick, Jack jump over the candlestick. Jack's not so nimble, and he's not so quick Now he's in the hospital,with a burnt fucking dick. [B][COLOR="Red"]***[/COLOR][/B] There was an old lady who lived in a shoe She had so many kids- her uterus fell out! [B][COLOR="Red"]***[/COLOR][/B] There was an old lady who lived in a shoe She had so many kids, she didn't know what to do. So she started giving head. [B][COLOR="Red"] ***[/COLOR][/B] Little Bo Peep Fucked her sheep. She blew her horse and licked his feet. She ate his ass, all very nice. Tongued his balls Not once but twice! [B][COLOR="Red"]***[/COLOR][/B] Mary, Mary quite contrairy Trim that pussy, it's too damn hairy! [B][COLOR="Red"]***[/COLOR][/B] Jack and Jill Went up the hill So Jack could lick Jill's fanny. Poor Jack's gob Was filled with knob 'Cos Jill's a fucking tranny. [B][COLOR="Red"]***[/COLOR][/B] Jack and Jill went up the hill And planned to do some kissing. Jack made a pass, and grabbed her ass; And now his two front teeth are missing. [B][COLOR="Red"]***[/COLOR][/B] Mary had a little sheep, And with this sheep She went to sleep. The sheep turned out To be a ram And Mary had a little lamb! [B][COLOR="Red"]***[/COLOR][/B] "Mirror Mirror, On the wall, Who's the sexiest of them all?" The mirror sighed, and with a grunt said "Well, it ain't you!, You ugly cunt !" [B][COLOR="Red"]***[/COLOR][/B] My dick is big, her arse is tight I poked her anus with delight but halfway there I hit a bump the bitch forgot to take a dump [/QUOTE]
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