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Message: <blockquote data-quote="melody" data-source="post: 3797925" data-attributes="member: 14320">An English TestA new English teacher met her pupils for the first time and decided tofind out how good or bad they were by going around the class and askingeach child in turn to give a word beginning with a specific letter.She asked the first boy his name and a word beginning with the letter A."My name's Freddy; Assholes," he said quite proudly.Ignoring his remark, she continued to the next child, "What is yourname, and give me a word beginning with the letter B""My name is Jennifer; Bastard."Oh dear me, thought the teacher, and decided to give "C" a miss andmoved on to the next letter. "What is your name," she asked the littleboy sitting next to Jennifer, "and give me a word starting with "D"please."My name is Little Johnny; Dwarf," came the reply.With a sigh of relief she said, "Thank you Little Johnny, and can youexplain what a dwarf is"?"Yeahhhhh" he said, "A little cunt about 12 inches tall!"@@@This guy and his girlfriend were going at it hot and heavy in thebackseat of his car. A knock was heard on the window and there stood acop. The guy got out, shaking like a leaf. The cop said that he wouldn'tarrest him if he could be next.The guy got back in the car and finished with his girlfriend. When hegot out again, he was still shaking like a leaf. The cop said there wasno reason to be scared, because he wouldn't arrest him if he could benext.The guy said 'I'm not afraid that you'll arrest me, it's just that I'venever fucked a cop before!"@@@An old maid wanted to travel by bus to the pet cemetery with the remains of her cat.As she boarded the bus, she whispered to the driver, "I have a dead pussy."The driver pointed to the woman in the seat behind him and said, "Sit with my wife. You two have a lot in common."@@@The nervous young bride became irritated by her husband'slusty advances on their wedding night and reprimanded himseverely. "I demand proper manners in bed," she declared,"just as I do at the dinner table."Amused by his wife's formality, the groom smoothed hisrumpled hair and climbed quietly between the sheets. "Is thatbetter?" he asked, with a hint of a smile."Yes," replied the girl, "much better.""Very well, my darling," the husband whispered. "Now wouldyou be so kind as to please pass the cunt?</blockquote>

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