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Message: <blockquote data-quote="melody" data-source="post: 3835397" data-attributes="member: 14320">There once was a man from Nantucket,took a pig to the thicket to f&*@ it.The pig said "You queer, come away from my rear,come around to the front and I'll suck it".=====There was a woman called Louise,who's pubes hung down to her knees,the crabs got together, and knitted a sweater,so in winter her cunt would not freeze.=====A West Virginia teeny bopper comes home from school and asks,"Ma, is it true that babies come out of the placeboys put their wieners in?"Ma replies,"Yep, sho' do."Daughter says," Why Ma, is that why you are missin yo' front teeth?"=====How can you tell when your girlfriend's horny?You stick your hands in her panties and it feels like you're feeding a horse.=====A guy runs into an ex-girlfriend, with whom he didn't have the greatest relationship. "You know, I was with another woman last night, but I was still thinking of you.""Why, because you miss me?""No, because it keeps me from coming too fast."=====When Billy was just a youngster, he went to the drug-store.He asked the pharmacist,"Sir, can you tell me where the ribbed condoms are?"The druggist replied, "Son, do you know what condoms are used for?""Sure do. They keep you from getting venereal diseases."The druggist was impressed. "That's right, son. Do you know what the ribs are for?"Bill paused and then answered,"Well, not really, but they sure do make the hair on my goat's back stand up!"</blockquote>

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