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Message: <blockquote data-quote="melody" data-source="post: 3837592" data-attributes="member: 14320">PerversionsA guy walks into a bar and sits down to have a drink. Thereis a good looking girl sitting a couple of stools over, shelooks at him and gives him a wink. He scoots over and offersher a drink, which she gratefully accepts. After a few mildpleasantries of conversation, the young lady mentions she isgoing through a divorce."You too huh?" says the man. Why are you getting a divorce?""My husband thinks I am too perverted." was her reply."What a coincidence, MY wife thinks I am too perverted!" he saysto her. "She says I am too kinky when it comes to sex...""Wow, my husband thinks the same of me, why don't we explore ourperversions together?"He agrees, they finish their drinks and leave the bar. Knowingneither can go to one anothers' house because of their estrangedspouses, they drive to a remote location where they can be alone.The woman was becoming quite aroused about this time, and jumpsinto the back seat, and takes off her clothes in anticipation ofwhat is to come..."Please hurry baby, I want to get kinky with you!" she moans fromthe back seat. She hears him fumble with his belt, then hearshis zipper come down, then finally his pants coming down.Nearly beside herself, she is somewhat surprised when she hearshim pull his pants back up, then his zipper, then his beltgetting fastened."Hey, I thought we were going to explore our perversions here!"she complained."We did!" he says, "I just shit in your purse!" @@@A school teacher says to her first grade class,"Who can use the word 'definitely' in a sentence?"The first little girl says, "The sky is definitely blue."The teacher says, "Sorry, Amy, but the sky can be gray,or even orange, depending on the weather."Then, a little boy says, "Trees are definitely green.""Sorry, but in the autumn many trees are brown or gold,"says the teacher.Little Johnny, from the back of the class, stands up and asks,"Do farts have lumps?"The teacher looks horrified and says, "Johnny, that's disgusting.Of course not!"Well then, I definitely just shit my pants.</blockquote>

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