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Message: <blockquote data-quote="melody" data-source="post: 3843091" data-attributes="member: 14320">The Beaten PathA guy's jogging through the San Francisco park when he veers off the"beaten path" to take a leak. He accidentally steps into quicksand andrapidly sinks to his waist. He can't get himself out.So he calls to another guy who's jogging. "Hey, can you give me a hand?"The other jogger says, "I'll help you -- for a blow job!""Fuck no! Goddamned fags!" The jogger shrugs and goes on his littlemerry way.A few moments later, the sinking jogger is still going down, and anothermale jogger comes up. Again, the man in the quicksand asks for somehelp. "For a blow job!" the other jogger says."Fuck you -- no!! Goddamned fags!"By this time, he's almost up to his neck in the quicksand. A third malejogger comes by. The man in the quicksand says, "Look, hey, if you helpme out of here, sigh, I'll give you a blow-job."The new jogger walks over. He stops in front of the other guy. Then hetakes his foot and puts it on the guy's head and pushes him down underthe quicksand. "Goddamned fags."~*~^~*~^~*~^~*~^~*~^~*~^~*~^~*~^~*Triplets were seated in their hi-chairs at the table as their motherasked the first one what would you like for breakfast?"I'll have some of those god dammed eggs," he exclaimed. Their motherimmediately picked his little ass up and whipped it good fashion.Putting him back in his chair roughly she asked the second one politely,"What would you like?"The second triplet said, "I guess I'll have some of those eggs and apiece of that god dammed sausage." His mother immediately picked his assup and whipped it just as good as the first. Slamming him back into hishi-chair she then turns to the third and says, "What will you have?"He said, "I'll have anything else you've got except for those goddammedeggs and that fucking sausage."~*~^~*~^~*~^~*~^~^~*~^~*~^~*~^~*~^~*~Q: What do you call a vegetarian with diarrhea?A: Salad ShooterQ: What is the definition of "making love?"A: Something a woman does while a guy is fucking her.Did you hear about the necrophiliac who thought he was in love, untilthe rotten cunt split on him?</blockquote>

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Hi,
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