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Message: <blockquote data-quote="melody" data-source="post: 3867889" data-attributes="member: 14320">Come Ons And Come BacksMan: Haven't I seen you someplace before? Woman: Yes, that's why I don't go there any more. Man: Really? I heard it was because everyone there calls you a fat slut.Man : Is this seat empty? Woman: Yes, and this one will be if you sit down. Man: Probably because you will be on your knees sucking on my cock.Man: Your place or mine? Woman: Both. You go to yours, and I'll go to mine.Man: That's cool, cause after I'm done shagging you in the back of my car, I don't give a shit where you go.Man: So, what do you do for a living? Woman: I'm a female impersonator. Man: So that's how you got that little moustacheMan: How do you like your eggs in the morning? Woman: Unfertilized Man: No problem, I can always shoot my load up your arse.Man: I would go to the end of the world for you. Woman: But would you stay there? Man: Probably, cause you seem like the kind of bitch that's impossible to shake off once you've shagged her.Man: If I could see you naked, I'd die happy. Woman: If I saw you naked, I'd probably die laughing. Man: That works for me.... as long as you are still a bit warm when I shove it in ya.`````What is FOREPLAY?1- The loving before the shoving.2- The petting before the getting.3- BULLSHIT!4 -The licking before the pricking.5- The stroking before the poking.6- The procrastination & masturbation preceding penetration.7- The lingering and the fingering.8- A premature ejaculators nightmare!9- Unnecessary with barn animals.</blockquote>

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