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Message: <blockquote data-quote="melody" data-source="post: 3889559" data-attributes="member: 14320">Nasty! Nasty!There once was a man from Peruwho fell asleep in a canoewhile dreaming of Venushe played with his penisand woke up all covered with gooThere once was a girl they called TrishWho was quite a delectable dishMen savored her lipsThen brought bags of chipsFor her pussy smelt strongly of fish@@@One day, while God was looking into the Garden ofEden, he noticed Eve skinny-dipping in the river...."Damn!! I'll NEVER be able to get THAT smell out of the fish!!***What do you get when you cross an elephant with a poodle?A dead poodle with an 18 inch asshole.***What's the difference between snot and cauliflower?Kids will eat snot.***One morning, this gay man woke up from a wonderfuldream,only to hear his partner in the bathroom makinggrunting and moaning sounds. The gay man got out of bed, walkeddown the hall and opened the bathroom door. The gayman looked at his partner, masturbating with a condom on."What the hell are you doing???" he asked his partner.The gay man's partner looked up at him sheepishly,"Oh... I was just packing your lunch!"@@@ A guy married this woman. Unfortunately, his dick was too small, so every time they had sex he used a pickle instead of his dick.For seven year's he has been doing that. One night his wife suspect that something is wrong so while they are having sex she quickly threw the cover and turned on the lights!So the woman said, "What the hell is that, are you using a pickle on me. I am shocked, and for seven years you have been doing that, you piece of shit."So the man said, "Shut up! It's been seven years and I never asked where those fucking kids came from!"</blockquote>

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