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Message: <blockquote data-quote="melody" data-source="post: 3907927" data-attributes="member: 14320">You Know You Are Living In 2009 When...1. You accidentally enter your password on the microwave.2. You haven't played solitaire with real cards in years.3. You have a list of 15 phone numbers to reach your family of 4.4. You e-mail the person who works at the desk next to you.5. Your reason for not staying in touch with friends and family is thatthey don't have e-mail addresses.6. You pull up in your own driveway and use your cell phone to see if anyone is home to help you carry in the groceries.7. Every commercial on television has a web site at the bottom of the screen.8. Leaving the house without your cell phone, which you didn't have thefirst 20 or 30 (or 60) years of your life, is now a cause for panic and you turn around to go and get it.10. You get up in the morning and go on line before getting your coffee.11. You start tilting your head sideways to smile. : )12. You're reading this and nodding and laughing.13. Even worse, you know exactly to whom you are going to forward this message.14. You are too busy to notice there was no #9 on this list.15. You actually scrolled back up to check that there wasn't a #9 onthis list.=====Q. Did you hear about the Easter egg hunt for the Alzheimer's patients?A. They hid their own eggs!Q. What's the hottest thing in the world?A. Two rats fucking in a wool sock.Q. What do your parents' car and testicles have in common?A. Hit either one of them and you're grounded.Q. What do you get when you cross a brassiere with Texas?A. Playtex.Q. What do you call a herd of cows masturbating?A. Beef strokin' off.Q. What did the guy say to his dick after he found that the girl he's getting ready to fuck has genital warts?A. "Hang on, boy! It's gonna be a bumpy ride!"Q. Why does it take longer to build a blond snowman?A. Because you have to hollow the head out.Q. What is the only game in which the more you lose, the more you have to show for it?A. Strip Poker</blockquote>

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