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<blockquote data-quote="melody" data-source="post: 3935013" data-attributes="member: 14320"><p><strong><span style="color: Teal">Half Full Bucket</span></strong></p><p></p><p>A guy walks into a whorehouse and tells one of the girls he wants a</p><p>blowjob. The girl takes him to a room and proceeds suck him off</p><p>without a condom. While she does so, the guy sees a half full bucket</p><p>of sperm beside the bed.</p><p></p><p>He disregards the strange site as he enjoys the best blowjob of his</p><p>life. A second later, he shoots long lines of semen into her mouth.</p><p>She takes every drop, but instead of swallowing, she spits the cum</p><p>into that damned bucket.</p><p></p><p>The guy wonders aloud, "Don't like swallowing spuzz, huh?"</p><p></p><p>She wipes her mouth and replies, "Another girl and I have a bet.</p><p>Whoever fills up a bucket first gets to drink both buckets."</p><p></p><p><strong><span style="color: Red">o0o0o0</span></strong></p><p></p><p>A girl came home from a date. Her mother had waited up for her, and when the girl walked in the door, the mother noticed she had rice in her hair.</p><p></p><p>"Sally," she said, "you didn't tell me you were going to a wedding."</p><p></p><p>"I didn't mom," Sally replied. "I was giving a blowjob to a Chinese guy and he threw up on me."</p><p></p><p><strong><span style="color: Red">o0o0o0</span></strong></p><p></p><p>Two blacks and a Polack are walking down the street. One black</p><p>snaps his fingers and says, "Yo man, I got the rhythm." The other</p><p>black snaps his fingers and says, "Yo man, I got the rhythm."</p><p>The polack snaps his fingers and says, "Yo man, I got this snot</p><p>on my finger!"</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="melody, post: 3935013, member: 14320"] [B][COLOR="Teal"]Half Full Bucket[/COLOR][/B] A guy walks into a whorehouse and tells one of the girls he wants a blowjob. The girl takes him to a room and proceeds suck him off without a condom. While she does so, the guy sees a half full bucket of sperm beside the bed. He disregards the strange site as he enjoys the best blowjob of his life. A second later, he shoots long lines of semen into her mouth. She takes every drop, but instead of swallowing, she spits the cum into that damned bucket. The guy wonders aloud, "Don't like swallowing spuzz, huh?" She wipes her mouth and replies, "Another girl and I have a bet. Whoever fills up a bucket first gets to drink both buckets." [B][COLOR="Red"]o0o0o0[/COLOR][/B] A girl came home from a date. Her mother had waited up for her, and when the girl walked in the door, the mother noticed she had rice in her hair. "Sally," she said, "you didn't tell me you were going to a wedding." "I didn't mom," Sally replied. "I was giving a blowjob to a Chinese guy and he threw up on me." [B][COLOR="Red"]o0o0o0[/COLOR][/B] Two blacks and a Polack are walking down the street. One black snaps his fingers and says, "Yo man, I got the rhythm." The other black snaps his fingers and says, "Yo man, I got the rhythm." The polack snaps his fingers and says, "Yo man, I got this snot on my finger!" [/QUOTE]
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