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Message: <blockquote data-quote="melody" data-source="post: 3949036" data-attributes="member: 14320">The Extraordinary Wisdom Of Confucius> ! Secretary not permanent until screwed on desk. > ! Man who let woman on top is fucking up.> ! Man who stand on toilet get high on pot.> ! Woman who spend much time on bedspring may get offspring.> ! Sex on beach is like American beer - fucking near water.> ! Man like baby - want to suck tit all day.> ! Naked man fears no pick pocket.> ! Man who masturbate only screwing himself.> ! Man who sleeps with old hen finds it's better than pullet.> ! He who outruns the cheetah is fucking fast on his feet.> ! Even the greatest of whales is helpless in the desert.> ! The hand that turneth the knob opens the door.> ! Schoolboy OK to masturbate as long as it's not against Principal.> ! Schoolboy who mess around with school girl during wrong period get caught red-handed.> ! He who eats too many jelly beans, farts in living color!!> ! Best way to prevent hangover is to stay drunk.> ! Hockey player on ice have big stick.> ! Man trapped in sewer eat shit and die.> ! Man who fuck ugly dog get howled at.> ! Girls should not marry basketball players because they always dribble before they shoot.> ! It take square ass to shit brick.> ! Woman who dance while wearing a jock strap have make believe ballroom.> ! He who eats crackers in bed get crummy sleep.> ! Squirrel who runs up woman's leg not find nuts.> ! A girls best asset is her lie ability.> ! Man who sneezes without tissue takes matters into his own hands.> ! He who chases cars will soon get exhausted.> ! Wash your face in morning neck at night.> ! Man who kiss girl's behind get crack in face.> ! Man who gets kicked in testicles left holding the bag.> ! Woman who fly air plane up-side down, have big crack up!> ! Man who take woman on camping trip have one intent.> ! He who refuses to listen is lying.> ! When lady says no, she mean maybe. When lady say maybe, she mean yes. When lady say yes, she no lady> ! Wise man never play leapfrog with a unicorn.> ! He who sniffs coke drowns.> ! Man who screws near graveyard is fucking near dead.> ! Man who piss into wind get wet.> ! Man with hole in pocket feel cocky all day.> ! Man who pull out too soon get hit in rear end.> ! Man who eat pussy do lip service.> ! Man with tool in woman's mouth, not necessarily a dentist.> ! Woman who bake beans and pees in same pot very unsanitary.> ! Man who speaks with forked tongue should not kiss balloons> ! Never eat yellow snow.> ! Boy who plays with himself pulls boner.> Woman who wears padded bra, makes mountains out of molehills.> ! Girl who marry detective must kiss dick.> ! Man who go to bed with sex on mind wake up with solution in hand.> ! War doesn't determine who's right. War determines who's left> ! Virginity is like a balloon, one prick all gone.> ! Foolish man give wife grand piano. Wise man give wife upright organ.> ! Confucius say too fucking much!!!> ! Man who walk through airport turnstile sideways going to Bangkok.> ! Man who fart in Church sit in own pew.> ! Man who masturbate into cash register, soon come into money.> ! Man have more hair on chest than woman, but on the whole woman have more!> ! Man who put head on Rail Road track to listen for train likely to end up with splitting headache.> ! Rape impossible. Woman run faster with skirt up than man run with pants down.> ! Woman who wear G-string, high on crack!> ! Man who fight with wife all day, get no piece at night.> ! Is good to learn how to masturbate, may come in handy.> ! He who lives in glass house dresses in basement.> ! Passionate kiss like spider's web - soon lead to undoing of fly.> ! Virgin with thimble on finger never feel prick.> ! Man with one chopstick go hungry.> ! Man who date flat-chested girl have good reason to feel low-down.> ! Man who lifts stones off woman get rocks off.> ! Man who go to bed with diarrhea wake up in deep shit.> ! Boy who diddle little girl do diddly squat.> ! Man who pulls on woman's bra-strap may get bust in mouth.> ! Man who drop watch in toilet have shitty time.> ! Woman who pounce on dead rooster go down on limp cock> ! When in doubt, whip it out.> ! Man who lay maiden in pantry get ass in jam.> ! Girl who go to bachelor pad for snack get tit-bit> ! A bird in hand makes hard to blow nose.> ! Girl who is wallflower at party is dandelion in bed.</blockquote>

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