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<blockquote data-quote="melody" data-source="post: 3979317" data-attributes="member: 14320"><p><strong><span style="color: Teal">You Know You're Trailer Trash When...</span></strong></p><p></p><p>Your junior prom had a daycare.</p><p>You have to go outside to get something from the fridge.</p><p>You think loading a dishwasher means getting your wife drunk.</p><p>You wonder how service stations keep their restrooms so clean.</p><p>You've been married three times and still have the same in-laws.</p><p>You let your 12 year-old daughter smoke at the table in front of her kids.</p><p>The bluebook value of your truck goes up and down, depending on how much gas is in it.</p><p>The Halloween pumpkin on your front porch has more teeth than your spouse.</p><p>You think a woman who is "out of your league" bowls on a different night.</p><p>Jack Daniel's makes your list of "Most Admired People."</p><p>You think Genitalia is an Italian airline.</p><p>Someone in your family died right after saying "Hey, y'all watch this!"</p><p>Your Junior/Senior prom had a daycare.</p><p>You lit a match in the bathroom and your house exploded right off its wheels.</p><p>The bluebook value of your truck goes up and down, depending on how much gas it has in it.</p><p>Ya' can't git married to yer sweetheart 'cause there's a dang law against it.</p><p>You think loading the dishwasher means getting your wife drunk.</p><p>Your toilet paper has page numbers on it.</p><p></p><p></p><p><strong><span style="color: Teal"> Trailer Trash Personal Hygiene</span></strong></p><p></p><p>1. Unlike clothes and shoes, a toothbrush should never be a hand-me-down item.</p><p>2. If you have to vacuum the bed, it's time to change the sheets.</p><p>3. While ears need to be cleaned regularly, this is a job that should be done in private using one's OWN truck keys.</p><p>4. Plucking unwanted nose hair is time-consuming work. A cigarette lighter and a small tolerance for pain can accomplish the same goal and save hours.</p><p>5. Note: Its a good idea to keep a bucket of water handy when using this method.</p><p>6. Going without underwear is NOT an option.</p><p>7. Dab a little perfume here and there.</p><p>8. Once every month take the kids out to the back yard so pa can hose them down.</p><p>9. Both of your socks should always be the same color, or they should at least both be fairly dark.</p><p>10. Remember, the cleanest kid goes in the tub first.</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="melody, post: 3979317, member: 14320"] [B][COLOR="Teal"]You Know You're Trailer Trash When...[/COLOR][/B] Your junior prom had a daycare. You have to go outside to get something from the fridge. You think loading a dishwasher means getting your wife drunk. You wonder how service stations keep their restrooms so clean. You've been married three times and still have the same in-laws. You let your 12 year-old daughter smoke at the table in front of her kids. The bluebook value of your truck goes up and down, depending on how much gas is in it. The Halloween pumpkin on your front porch has more teeth than your spouse. You think a woman who is "out of your league" bowls on a different night. Jack Daniel's makes your list of "Most Admired People." You think Genitalia is an Italian airline. Someone in your family died right after saying "Hey, y'all watch this!" Your Junior/Senior prom had a daycare. You lit a match in the bathroom and your house exploded right off its wheels. The bluebook value of your truck goes up and down, depending on how much gas it has in it. Ya' can't git married to yer sweetheart 'cause there's a dang law against it. You think loading the dishwasher means getting your wife drunk. Your toilet paper has page numbers on it. [B][COLOR="Teal"] Trailer Trash Personal Hygiene[/COLOR][/B] 1. Unlike clothes and shoes, a toothbrush should never be a hand-me-down item. 2. If you have to vacuum the bed, it's time to change the sheets. 3. While ears need to be cleaned regularly, this is a job that should be done in private using one's OWN truck keys. 4. Plucking unwanted nose hair is time-consuming work. A cigarette lighter and a small tolerance for pain can accomplish the same goal and save hours. 5. Note: Its a good idea to keep a bucket of water handy when using this method. 6. Going without underwear is NOT an option. 7. Dab a little perfume here and there. 8. Once every month take the kids out to the back yard so pa can hose them down. 9. Both of your socks should always be the same color, or they should at least both be fairly dark. 10. Remember, the cleanest kid goes in the tub first. [/QUOTE]
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