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Message: <blockquote data-quote="melody" data-source="post: 3993908" data-attributes="member: 14320">Jerry Springers Future StoriesIf you like watching your Dad and Mom have sex on their own web site, call 1-800-Jerry and tell your story!If your father's sister's mother's aunt's grandfather's nephew's cousin is your bi-sexual lover and they want you to have sex while the family watches, but you're against it... Please Call 1-800-69-JERRYAre you a transexual with a story to tell? Call Associate Producer Deb at 888-321-5387IF YOUR MOM IS YOUR COUSIN, AUNT, UNCLE AND DAD AND YOU HAVE THE URGE TO HAVE HER CHILDREN-CALL 1-800-JERRY AND SHARE YOUR STORY.Does your college roommate beat off in the middle of the night and u want to confront him call us at 1-800-jerryAre you a bald, one legged male prostitute, And want to confront your one eyed pimp on our show? Call 1-800-JERRYAre you a schizophrenic necrophelic, and 3 different personalities want to propose to your canine companion? Call 1-800-JerryIf your penis is 2 inches.......from the ground call 1-800-hi-jerryIs your gay son using your douche to satisfy his gay needs?? If so call 1-800-89-jerryIs your dad a cross-dressing pedophile? If so call 1-800-96jerryIf your father is your mother's cousin and you are currently having an affair with your sister(or is it your aunt?)Are you a pregnant prostitute who is in love with your pimp and his girlfriend and want to confront them both on our show? Call 1-800 96JERRYIs your gay lover having an affair with both your parents? Then call 1-800 Jerry Jokes.If your mom is thinking of becoming a man to satisfy your father's gay curiosity,please call us at 1-800 Jerry jokes!!Is your Dad a Grand Dragon in the KKK, and you are having an interacial sex affair? If so, call 1 800 Jerry and tell us your story!Do you suspect your wife or partner of having sexual relations with the family pet? Call 1 800 Jerry and tell us your story!"Good morning! How may I help you say it with flowers?"the florist cheerfully asked as he answered his phone."Well, since you put it that way, " the male caller answered,"I want you to send my secretary a cactus.""What on earth does a cactus 'say' to your secretary?"the florist queried."It says I want her to feel a prick."</blockquote>

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