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<blockquote data-quote="melody" data-source="post: 4004458" data-attributes="member: 14320"><p><strong><span style="color: Teal"> Typical Hillbillie Family</span></strong></p><p></p><p>A typical family of hillbillies, Paw , Maw , Jethro and little Sally.</p><p>One day, Jethro asked, "Paw, what is Sex?"</p><p></p><p>Paw says, "Since you are a big boy I will show you." Paw hollers, "Maw</p><p>get yourself in here!" Paw then says, "Maw, take your clothes off and</p><p>get on the bed. Now spread your legs."</p><p></p><p>Paw says, "Jethro see that thar little hole? Now watch this!"</p><p></p><p>In the midst of Paw's demonstration Little Sally comes in and exclaims,</p><p></p><p>"What is going on?"</p><p></p><p>Jethro answers, "Paw is teaching me about sex."</p><p></p><p>Little Sally asks, "What is Sex?"</p><p></p><p>Jethro replies, "See that little hole on Paw? Now watch this!"</p><p></p><p><strong><span style="color: Red">@@@</span></strong></p><p></p><p>What do you call a fly buzzing inside a blonde's head?</p><p>A Space Invader</p><p></p><p>What's a blondes favorite rock group?</p><p>Air Supply</p><p></p><p><strong><span style="color: Red">@@@</span></strong> </p><p></p><p>A guy runs into an ex-girlfriend, with whom he didn't have the</p><p>greatest relationship. "You know, I was with another woman</p><p>last night, but I was still thinking of you."</p><p>"Why, because you miss me?"</p><p>"No, because it keeps me from cumming too fast."</p><p></p><p><strong><span style="color: Red">@@@ </span></strong></p><p></p><p>A young man was planning to get married and asked his doctor how he</p><p>could tell if his bride is a virgin.</p><p></p><p>The doctor said, 'Well, you need three things. A can of red paint, a</p><p>can of blue paint and a shovel..'</p><p></p><p>The man was astonished and asked, 'So what do I do with these?'</p><p></p><p>The doctor replied, 'Before the wedding night, you paint your one</p><p>ball red and the other ball blue.</p><p></p><p>If she says, 'That's the strangest pair of balls I ever saw', you</p><p>hit her over the head with the shovel.'.... .</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="melody, post: 4004458, member: 14320"] [B][COLOR="Teal"] Typical Hillbillie Family[/COLOR][/B] A typical family of hillbillies, Paw , Maw , Jethro and little Sally. One day, Jethro asked, "Paw, what is Sex?" Paw says, "Since you are a big boy I will show you." Paw hollers, "Maw get yourself in here!" Paw then says, "Maw, take your clothes off and get on the bed. Now spread your legs." Paw says, "Jethro see that thar little hole? Now watch this!" In the midst of Paw's demonstration Little Sally comes in and exclaims, "What is going on?" Jethro answers, "Paw is teaching me about sex." Little Sally asks, "What is Sex?" Jethro replies, "See that little hole on Paw? Now watch this!" [B][COLOR="Red"]@@@[/COLOR][/B] What do you call a fly buzzing inside a blonde's head? A Space Invader What's a blondes favorite rock group? Air Supply [B][COLOR="Red"]@@@[/COLOR][/B] A guy runs into an ex-girlfriend, with whom he didn't have the greatest relationship. "You know, I was with another woman last night, but I was still thinking of you." "Why, because you miss me?" "No, because it keeps me from cumming too fast." [B][COLOR="Red"]@@@ [/COLOR][/B] A young man was planning to get married and asked his doctor how he could tell if his bride is a virgin. The doctor said, 'Well, you need three things. A can of red paint, a can of blue paint and a shovel..' The man was astonished and asked, 'So what do I do with these?' The doctor replied, 'Before the wedding night, you paint your one ball red and the other ball blue. If she says, 'That's the strangest pair of balls I ever saw', you hit her over the head with the shovel.'.... . [/QUOTE]
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