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Message: <blockquote data-quote="melody" data-source="post: 4028294" data-attributes="member: 14320">Her Body HurtsA gorgeous young redhead goes into the doctor's office and says thather body hurts wherever she touches it. "Impossible! " says the doctor."Show me."The redhead takes her finger, pushes on her left breast and screams,then she pushes her elbow and screams in even more agony. She pushesher knee and screams; likewise she pushes her ankle and screams.Everywhere she touches makes her scream.The doctor says, "You're not really a redhead, are you? "Well, no" shesays,"I'm actually a blonde.""I thought so," the doctor says. "Your finger is broken.()()()()()A kindergarten class had a homework assignment to find out aboutsomething exciting and relate it to the class the next day.When the time came to present what they had found, the first little boycalled upon walked up to the front of the class, and with a piece ofchalk, made a small white dot on the blackboard, then sat back down.Puzzled, the teacher asked him just what it was. "It's a period," saidthe little boy. "Well, I can see that," the teacher said, "but what isso exciting about a period?""Danged if I know," said the little boy, "but this morning, my sisterwas missing one, Daddy had a heart attack, Mommy fainted, and the mannext door shot himself."()()()()()Q: What has 80 balls and fucks little old ladies?A: Bingo.Q: What did the cock say to the rubber?A: Cover me - I'm goin' in!Q: What's the most sensitive part of your body when your having a wank?A: Your ears listening for footsteps.</blockquote>

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