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<blockquote data-quote="melody" data-source="post: 4065122" data-attributes="member: 14320"><p><strong><span style="color: Teal">The Top 15 Reindeer Games</span></strong></p><p></p><p>15. Strip poker with Santa's granddaughter</p><p></p><p>14. Attach the Mistletoe to Santa's Ass</p><p></p><p>13. Spin the Salt Lick</p><p></p><p>12. Crapping down the chimneys of non-believers</p><p></p><p>11. Moose or Dare</p><p></p><p>10. Flying into the "No Fly Zone" over Iraq just to watch Saddam do a slow burn and Santa dampen his Depends</p><p></p><p>9. Bait-and-Shoot Elmo</p><p></p><p>8. The Annual Turn-Frosty- Yellow-from- 50-Paces Contest</p><p></p><p>7. Scare the Holy Crap Out of the Airline Pilot</p><p></p><p>6. Convince the Elves to Eat "Raisinets"</p><p></p><p>5. Pin the Tail on Santa's Big Fat Animal-Abusing Ass</p><p></p><p>4. Hide the Venison Sausage with Vixen</p><p></p><p>3. Elf Tossing</p><p></p><p>2. Sniff the Tail on the Donkey</p><p></p><p>and the Number 1 Reindeer Game...</p><p></p><p>1. The "Rudolph the Shitfaced Reindeer" Drinking Game</p><p></p><p></p><p><strong><span style="color: Teal"></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: Teal">Things Santa Shouldn't Say To The Girls</span></strong></p><p></p><p>1. Hey Babe, when was the last time you did it in a sleigh?</p><p>2. Wanna see my 12-inch elf?</p><p>3. I`ve got something special in the sack for you!</p><p>4. Ever make it with a fat guy with a whip?</p><p>5. I know when you've been bad or good ... so let's skip the small talk, sister!</p><p>6. Some of my best toys run on batteries.</p><p>7. Interested in seeing the "North Pole"? (Well, that's what the Mrs. calls it)</p><p>8. I see you when you're sleeping ... and you don't wear any underwear, do you?</p><p>9. Screw the "nice" list -- I've got you on my "naughty" list!</p><p>10. Wanna join the "Mile High" club?</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="melody, post: 4065122, member: 14320"] [B][COLOR="Teal"]The Top 15 Reindeer Games[/COLOR][/B] 15. Strip poker with Santa's granddaughter 14. Attach the Mistletoe to Santa's Ass 13. Spin the Salt Lick 12. Crapping down the chimneys of non-believers 11. Moose or Dare 10. Flying into the "No Fly Zone" over Iraq just to watch Saddam do a slow burn and Santa dampen his Depends 9. Bait-and-Shoot Elmo 8. The Annual Turn-Frosty- Yellow-from- 50-Paces Contest 7. Scare the Holy Crap Out of the Airline Pilot 6. Convince the Elves to Eat "Raisinets" 5. Pin the Tail on Santa's Big Fat Animal-Abusing Ass 4. Hide the Venison Sausage with Vixen 3. Elf Tossing 2. Sniff the Tail on the Donkey and the Number 1 Reindeer Game... 1. The "Rudolph the Shitfaced Reindeer" Drinking Game [B][COLOR="Teal"] Things Santa Shouldn't Say To The Girls[/COLOR][/B] 1. Hey Babe, when was the last time you did it in a sleigh? 2. Wanna see my 12-inch elf? 3. I`ve got something special in the sack for you! 4. Ever make it with a fat guy with a whip? 5. I know when you've been bad or good ... so let's skip the small talk, sister! 6. Some of my best toys run on batteries. 7. Interested in seeing the "North Pole"? (Well, that's what the Mrs. calls it) 8. I see you when you're sleeping ... and you don't wear any underwear, do you? 9. Screw the "nice" list -- I've got you on my "naughty" list! 10. Wanna join the "Mile High" club? [/QUOTE]
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