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<blockquote data-quote="melody" data-source="post: 4069112" data-attributes="member: 14320"><p><strong><span style="color: Teal"> Giggled And Smiled</span></strong></p><p></p><p>When I asked her to the prom...She just looked at me, giggled and</p><p>smiled. When I asked her to dance...She just looked at me, giggled</p><p>and smiled. When I asked her to move in with me...She just looked at</p><p>me, giggled and smiled. When I asked her to kiss me...She just looked</p><p>at me, giggled and smiled. When I asked her to make love to me...She</p><p>just looked at me, giggled and smiled. When I asked for her hand in</p><p>marriage...She just looked at me, giggled and smiled. When I asked her</p><p>to bear my children...She just looked at me, giggled and smiled.</p><p>That's when I realized she was a Retard.</p><p></p><p><strong><span style="color: Red">==========</span></strong></p><p></p><p>A man was walking down the street with a baby ape in his arms</p><p>when a friend stopped him and asked what he was doing with the</p><p>chimp. "I just bought this ape as a pet. We have no children;</p><p>so he's going to live with us - just like one of the family.</p><p>He'll eat at the same table with us. He'll even sleep in the</p><p>same bed with me and my wife."</p><p>"But what about the smell?" the friend asked.</p><p>"Oh, he'll just have to get used to it, the same way I did.</p><p></p><p><strong><span style="color: Red">==========</span></strong></p><p></p><p>A guy had never had sex before, so his buddies set him up with this</p><p>whore for a couple of hours. He really had NO clue, and when she sat</p><p>down on the bed completely naked, she says, "Do you know what I want?"</p><p>He looks at her and says, "No" and then she lies down on the bed and</p><p>starts rubbing her breasts and moaning she says, "do you know what</p><p>I want?" And he says, "No" So then she spreads her legs *wide open* and</p><p>starts fingering herself and says, "NOW do you know what I want?" And</p><p>he says, "Yeah - you want the whole fucking bed to yourself!"</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="melody, post: 4069112, member: 14320"] [B][COLOR="Teal"] Giggled And Smiled[/COLOR][/B] When I asked her to the prom...She just looked at me, giggled and smiled. When I asked her to dance...She just looked at me, giggled and smiled. When I asked her to move in with me...She just looked at me, giggled and smiled. When I asked her to kiss me...She just looked at me, giggled and smiled. When I asked her to make love to me...She just looked at me, giggled and smiled. When I asked for her hand in marriage...She just looked at me, giggled and smiled. When I asked her to bear my children...She just looked at me, giggled and smiled. That's when I realized she was a Retard. [B][COLOR="Red"]==========[/COLOR][/B] A man was walking down the street with a baby ape in his arms when a friend stopped him and asked what he was doing with the chimp. "I just bought this ape as a pet. We have no children; so he's going to live with us - just like one of the family. He'll eat at the same table with us. He'll even sleep in the same bed with me and my wife." "But what about the smell?" the friend asked. "Oh, he'll just have to get used to it, the same way I did. [B][COLOR="Red"]==========[/COLOR][/B] A guy had never had sex before, so his buddies set him up with this whore for a couple of hours. He really had NO clue, and when she sat down on the bed completely naked, she says, "Do you know what I want?" He looks at her and says, "No" and then she lies down on the bed and starts rubbing her breasts and moaning she says, "do you know what I want?" And he says, "No" So then she spreads her legs *wide open* and starts fingering herself and says, "NOW do you know what I want?" And he says, "Yeah - you want the whole fucking bed to yourself!" [/QUOTE]
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