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<blockquote data-quote="melody" data-source="post: 4071404" data-attributes="member: 14320"><p><strong>Ever Wonder What Your Partner Is Really Saying?</strong></p><p><strong></strong></p><p><strong><em>Here is what they say, and what it really means:</em></strong></p><p></p><p>Did you come? == Because I didn't.</p><p>I have something to tell you. == Get tested.</p><p>I'm a Romantic. == I'm poor.</p><p>I'll give you a call. == I'd rather have my nipples eaten off by wild</p><p>dogs than see you again.</p><p>Trust me. == I'm cheating on you.</p><p>I love you. == You're a good lay.</p><p>I think we should just be friends. == You're ugly.</p><p>Haven't I seen you before? == Nice ass.</p><p>I want to make love to you. == Let's fuck.</p><p>Was it good for you? == I'm insecure about my manhood.</p><p>We need to talk. == I'm pregnant.</p><p>I had a wonderful time last night. == Who the hell are you?</p><p>I've been thinking a lot. == You're not as attractive as when I was</p><p>drunk.</p><p>I've learned a lot from you. == Next!</p><p>I want a commitment. == I'm sick of my dildo.</p><p>I think we should see other people. == I have been seeing other people.</p><p>Let's get married. == Now can we fuck?</p><p>We don't have to do anything until you are ready. == Put out or get</p><p>out.</p><p>I feel it's time to express our love for each other. == Give me head.</p><p>I still think about you. == I miss the sex.</p><p>Is there something wrong? == Is it supposed to be this soft?</p><p>You're so mature. == I hope you're eighteen.</p><p>Yes...Yes...*scream!* == Aren't you done yet?</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="melody, post: 4071404, member: 14320"] [B]Ever Wonder What Your Partner Is Really Saying? [I]Here is what they say, and what it really means:[/I][/B] Did you come? == Because I didn't. I have something to tell you. == Get tested. I'm a Romantic. == I'm poor. I'll give you a call. == I'd rather have my nipples eaten off by wild dogs than see you again. Trust me. == I'm cheating on you. I love you. == You're a good lay. I think we should just be friends. == You're ugly. Haven't I seen you before? == Nice ass. I want to make love to you. == Let's fuck. Was it good for you? == I'm insecure about my manhood. We need to talk. == I'm pregnant. I had a wonderful time last night. == Who the hell are you? I've been thinking a lot. == You're not as attractive as when I was drunk. I've learned a lot from you. == Next! I want a commitment. == I'm sick of my dildo. I think we should see other people. == I have been seeing other people. Let's get married. == Now can we fuck? We don't have to do anything until you are ready. == Put out or get out. I feel it's time to express our love for each other. == Give me head. I still think about you. == I miss the sex. Is there something wrong? == Is it supposed to be this soft? You're so mature. == I hope you're eighteen. Yes...Yes...*scream!* == Aren't you done yet? [/QUOTE]
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