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Message: <blockquote data-quote="melody" data-source="post: 4085000" data-attributes="member: 14320">Old Lady And The DoctorA 75 year old lady says to her husband Sam, "You know vat, I tink I'll go to the doctor and get a checkup."Her husband says, "Ya, 'tis a goot idea dahling."So she makes an appointment to see Dr. Levine, a gynecologist, and explains that she has not had a checkup in 25 years. Dr Levine tells her to get undressed and put on a gown so he can check everything out.The Doctor puts his hand under her gown, lifts her right breast and tells her to say, "99".She says, "99.""I see nothing wrong there," says the Doctor.He then puts his hand under her gown, lifts her left breast and repeats, "Say 99."She says, "99."Dr. Levine says everything seems ok with this one also. "We might as well check your other vitals, lay down on the table and put your feet in the stirrups."He puts on the rubber glove and some KY on the glove and is checking her private parts for any signs of lumps, etc. Once more he tells her, "Say 99."She says, "vun, two, three.........."&&&Harry and his wife were driving in the countrywhen he saw a sign that said, "Cow For Sale...$5000."He pulled in and said to the farmer, "There's nocow in the world worth five thousand dollars."The farmer said, "Oh, yeah? Take a look at this!"He lifted the cow's tail, and Harry saw that thecow had a snatch just like a woman. Harry gotback in the car, turned to his wife, and began tocry, "It's just not fair. Here's this farmer with a cowthat has a snatch like a woman and it's worth$5000. And here I am, with you, with a snatchlike a cow, and you ain't worth crap!"</blockquote>

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