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Message: <blockquote data-quote="melody" data-source="post: 4098204" data-attributes="member: 14320">Raunchy ShortiesTwo sweet old ladies were sitting in the park one fine afternoon, feeding the birds. Suddenly a huge, hairy guy walked up and sat down beside them on the bench. After a minute, one of the old ladies whispered to the other, "Martha, this dirty bugger is masturbating right next to me!""Oh my lord!" replied her friend, "Let's just leave, Agnes,!""I can't," replied Agnes, "He's using my hand!"{{{{{One day little Johnny was walking past his grand parents house when he noticed his grandad sitting out on the porch in his rocking chair, wearing nothing from the waist down."Grandpa," said little Johnny, "why are you sitting outside half nude?"The old man looked at his grandson sheepishly and said, "Well, last week I sat out here with no shirt and I got a stiff neck, this was your grandma's idea!"{{{{{A camel and an elephant meet.The elephant asked the camel:"Why do you have your breasts on your back?"The camel, clearly irritated, replies:"What a silly question from someone who has a dick on his face."{{{{{A woman enrolled in nursing school was attending an anatomy class.The subject of the day was involuntary muscles.The instructor, hoping to perk up the students a bit, asked the woman, "Do you know what your asshole does when you're having an orgasm?""Sure" she said. "He's at home, taking care of the kids."</blockquote>

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