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Message: <blockquote data-quote="melody" data-source="post: 4127510" data-attributes="member: 14320"> Little JohnnyLittle Johnny was sitting in class one day. All of the sudden, he needed togo to the bathroom. He yelled out, "Miss Jones, I need to take a piss!!"The teacher replied, "Now, Johnny, that is NOT the proper word touse in this situation. The correct word you want to use is 'urinate.'Please use the word 'urinate' in a sentence correctly, and I will allow you to go."Little Johnny thinks for a bit, then says,"You're an eight, but if you had bigger tits, you'd be a ten!!!"_____My husband came home with a tube of KY jelly and said, "This will make you happy tonight."He was right. When he went out of the bedroom, I squirted it all over the doorknobs. He couldn't get back in._____Q. What should you do if you see your ex-husband rollingaround in pain on the ground?A. Shoot him again.Q. Why do little boys whine?A. Because they're practicing to be men.Q. How many men does it take to screw in a light bulb?A. One - he just holds it up there and waits for theworld to revolve around him.OR Three - one to screw in the bulb, and two to listento him brag about the screwing part.Q. What do you call a handcuffed man?A. Trustworthy.Q. What does it mean when a man is in your bed gasping forbreath and calling your name?A. You didn't hold the pillow down long enough.Q: How is a woman like a road?A: Both have manholes.Q: Why do women fake orgasms?A: Because they think we care.Q: What's the definition of a modern woman?A: One who dresses to kill and drives the same way.</blockquote>

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