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Message: <blockquote data-quote="melody" data-source="post: 4128514" data-attributes="member: 14320"> The Straggly CatOne hot July day we found this old straggly cat at our door. She was asorry site. Starving, dirty, smelled terrible, skinny and hair allmatted down. We felt sorry for her, and put her in a carrier and tookher to the Vet. She had no name so we named her pussy cat. The Vetdecided to keep her for a day or so and said he would let us know whenwe could come and get her.My husband, the complainer said "OK, but don't forget to wash her, shestinks."My husband and my Vet don't see eye to eye. He calls my hubby ElCheap-O, and my hubby calls him El Take-O.The next day hubby had an appointment with his Doctor, which is locatednext door to the Vet. The Doctor's office was full of people waiting tosee the Doctor.The door opened and in popped the vet and announces to my hubby,"Your wife's pussy is finally shaved and clean.She now smells like a rose.And by the way, I think she is pregnant. God knows who the father is"&&& A sailor who has been at sea for several months comes into portand heads for a brothel. He tells the man at the desk he'd likesome sex, but he doesn't have much money.The man tells him a girl will cost him $40 and a sex show $20.The sailor is desperate as he only has $5, having lost most ofhis money in cards games aboard ship. "You've got to help me outI've been at sea for months and I really need some sex. You'vegot to do something for me. Please!"The man thinks for a moment, takes the money, and directs thesailor to one of the upstairs rooms. Once inside the room thesailor looks around but the only thing he sees is a chicken.Desperate for some action, he resigns himself to fuck the chickenand quickly leaves.Two weeks later, he returns, this time having won a few bucks onship. "What do you have for $20," he asks. The man directs himupstairs once again to a different room.Opening the door, the room is packed with men shoulder toshoulder all watching lesbians through a one-way mirror on thewall. The sailor's eyes light up as he watches and remarking toa man standing next to him, "This is great."The man replies, "If you think this is great, you should havebeen here 2 weeks ago. There was a guy fucking a chicken!"</blockquote>

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