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Message: <blockquote data-quote="melody" data-source="post: 4142869" data-attributes="member: 14320">Rabbit HuntingPaddy decides to go rabbit hunting , but when he gets to his favorite field he sees the village priest is already there.Paddy watches with fascination as the priest holds his finger over a rabbit hole and immediately a rabbit pops out.The priest grabs it and puts it into a sack.He repeats this unusual but very successful technique until his sack is full of rabbits.Paddy stops the priest and asks him how he does it."Easy,"says the priest."Put your finger on your wife's pussy and then hold it over a rabbit hole.They can't resist the smell, so when they come out,grab them."Paddy rushes home to find Maureen bent over scrubbing the floor.He lifts up her skirt and applies his finger as directed.Without looking up, Maureen giggles, "Holy Moses, Father! Rabbit hunting again?"" ______________Mother is in the kitchen making supper for her family when her youngest daughter walks in.Child: Mum, where do babies come from?Mum: ... Well dear....a mummy and daddy fall in love and get married. One night, they go into their room...they kiss and hug and have sex. (The daughter looks puzzled.) That means the daddy puts his penis in the mommy’s vagina. That’s how you get a baby.Child: Oh I see, but the other night when I came into your room you had daddy’s penis in your mouth. What do you get when you do that?Mum: Jewelry, dear. __________________Q: What do blondes do for foreplay?A: Remove their underwear.Q: Why do blondes wear underwear?A: They make good ankle warmers.Q: Why don't blondes like vibrators?A: They chip their teeth.Q: Why do blondes wear red lipstick?A: Because red means "Stop, wrong hole." [Depending on your viewpoint.]Q: What do you call a blonde with a dollar on the top of her head?A: All you can eat, under a buck.Q1: How can you tell if a blonde's been using the computer?A1: There's white-out on the screen.Q2: How can you tell if another blonde's been using the computer?A2: There's writing on the white-out.</blockquote>

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