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Message: <blockquote data-quote="melody" data-source="post: 4143533" data-attributes="member: 14320"> The Perfect Day For.... Perfect Day for a Woman:8:15 Wake up to hugs and kisses.8:30 Weigh 5 lb lighter than yesterday.8:45 Breakfast in bed, fresh squeezed orange juice and croissants.9:15 Soothing hot bath with fragrant lilac bath oil.10:00 Light workout at club with handsome, funny personal trainer.10:30 Facial, manicure, shampoo, and comb out.12:00 Lunch with best friend at an outdoor café.12:45 Notice ex-boyfriend's wife, she has gained 30 lbs.1:00 Shopping with friends.3:00 Nap.4:00 A dozen roses delivered by florist. Card is from a secret admirer.4:15 Light workout at club followed by a gentle massage.5:30 Pick outfit for dinner. Primp before mirror.7:30 Candlelight dinner for two, followed by dancing.10:00 Hot shower. Alone.10:30 Make love.11:00 Pillow talk, light touching and cuddling.11:15 Fall asleep in his big, strong arms. Perfect Day for a Man:6:00 Alarm.6:15 Blowjob.6:30 Massive dump while reading the sports section.7:00 Breakfast. Filet Mignon, eggs, toast and coffee.7:30 Limo arrives.7:45 Bloody Mary en route to airport.8:15 Private jet to Augusta, Georgia.9:30 Limo to Augusta National Golf Club.9:45 Play front nine at Augusta, finish 2 under par.11:45 Lunch. 2 dozen oysters on the half shell.3 Heinekens.12:15 Blowjob.12:30 Play back nine at Augusta, finish 4 under par.2:15 Limo back to airport. Drink 2 Bombay martinis.2:30 Private jet to Nassau, Bahamas. Nap.3:15 Late afternoon fishing excursion with topless female crew.4:30 Catch world record light tackle marlin -1249 lbs.5:00 Jet back home. En route, get massage from naked super model.7:00 Dinner. Lobster appetizers, 1963 Dom Perignon, 20 Oz.New York strip steak.9:00 Relax after dinner with 1789 Augler Cognac and Cohiba Cuban cigar.10:00 Have sex with two 18 year old nymphomaniacs.11:00 Massage and Jacuzzi.11:45 Go to bed.11:50 Let loose a 12 second, 4 octave fart. Watch the dog leave the room.11:55 Fall asleep, laughing.</blockquote>