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<blockquote data-quote="melody" data-source="post: 4149458" data-attributes="member: 14320"><p><strong><span style="color: Teal">Top Ten Signs You Know You've Joined A Redneck HMO</span></strong></p><p></p><p>10. Your Viagra prescription includes a Popsicle stick and some duct</p><p>tape.</p><p></p><p>9. The only 100% covered expense is embalming.</p><p></p><p>8. Your Prozac comes in colors and has little "m"s on each pill.</p><p></p><p>7. Preventive Care Coverage includes "an apple a day".</p><p></p><p>6. Your primary care physician is wearing the pants you gave to</p><p>Goodwill last month.</p><p></p><p>5. The Lone Star Bar and Grill is an approved pharmacy.</p><p></p><p>4. The only proctologist lists his address as Rotorooter.</p><p></p><p>3. The tongue depressors taste faintly of Fudgesicles.</p><p></p><p>2. Directions to the Dr.'s office include "Take a left when you</p><p>enter the trailer park".</p><p></p><p>1. The annual breast exam is conducted at Hooter's</p><p></p><p><strong><span style="color: Red">&&&</span></strong></p><p></p><p>A woman has a problem with her closet door, it was falling every time a bus was passing by.</p><p>So she called a repair man.</p><p>The repairman comes and sees that indeed, the door falls out every time when a bus passes by.</p><p>"OK, I am gonna see what is going on, just close the door behind me" and he steps into the closet.</p><p>At that time the husband comes from work, opens the closet and finds the repairman.</p><p>Husband: "What the hell are you doing here!"</p><p>Repairman: "Well, you are not going to believe it, but I am waiting for a bus!"</p><p></p><p><strong><span style="color: Red">*~»§«~*~» «~*~»§«~* *~»§«~*~» «~*~»§«~* *~»§«~*~» «~*~»§«~* *~»§«~*~»</span></strong></p><p></p><p>Little Johnny catches his parents going at it.</p><p></p><p>He says, "Hey Dad! What are you doing?"</p><p></p><p>His father says, "I'm filling your mother's tank."</p><p></p><p>Little Johnny says, "Yeah? Well, you should get a model</p><p>that gets better mileage.</p><p></p><p>The milkman filled her this morning."</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="melody, post: 4149458, member: 14320"] [B][COLOR="Teal"]Top Ten Signs You Know You've Joined A Redneck HMO[/COLOR][/B] 10. Your Viagra prescription includes a Popsicle stick and some duct tape. 9. The only 100% covered expense is embalming. 8. Your Prozac comes in colors and has little "m"s on each pill. 7. Preventive Care Coverage includes "an apple a day". 6. Your primary care physician is wearing the pants you gave to Goodwill last month. 5. The Lone Star Bar and Grill is an approved pharmacy. 4. The only proctologist lists his address as Rotorooter. 3. The tongue depressors taste faintly of Fudgesicles. 2. Directions to the Dr.'s office include "Take a left when you enter the trailer park". 1. The annual breast exam is conducted at Hooter's [B][COLOR="Red"]&&&[/COLOR][/B] A woman has a problem with her closet door, it was falling every time a bus was passing by. So she called a repair man. The repairman comes and sees that indeed, the door falls out every time when a bus passes by. "OK, I am gonna see what is going on, just close the door behind me" and he steps into the closet. At that time the husband comes from work, opens the closet and finds the repairman. Husband: "What the hell are you doing here!" Repairman: "Well, you are not going to believe it, but I am waiting for a bus!" [B][COLOR="Red"]*~»§«~*~» «~*~»§«~* *~»§«~*~» «~*~»§«~* *~»§«~*~» «~*~»§«~* *~»§«~*~»[/COLOR][/B] Little Johnny catches his parents going at it. He says, "Hey Dad! What are you doing?" His father says, "I'm filling your mother's tank." Little Johnny says, "Yeah? Well, you should get a model that gets better mileage. The milkman filled her this morning." [/QUOTE]
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