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<blockquote data-quote="melody" data-source="post: 4157561" data-attributes="member: 14320"><p><strong><span style="color: Teal">Tasteless Jokes</span></strong></p><p></p><p>For the ladies out there......</p><p>Next time a man hits on you, just ask him if he wants to get laid.</p><p>If he says yes, just tell him to crawl up a chicken's ass and wait.</p><p></p><p><strong><span style="color: Red">~~~~~~~~~~</span></strong></p><p></p><p>Little Johnny is standing on a corner yanking off.</p><p>A cop comes along and says, "What are you doing, little boy?"</p><p>"Fuckin' nothing," replied Little Johnny.</p><p></p><p><strong><span style="color: Red">~~~~~~~~~~</span></strong></p><p></p><p>Q. What do you get when you cross a brassiere with Texas?</p><p>A. Playtex.</p><p>Q. What do you call a herd of cows masturbating?</p><p>A. Beef strokin' off.</p><p>Q. What's female Viagra?</p><p>A. Jewelry</p><p>Q. What do you call it when someone farts in a gay bar?</p><p>A. A love call.</p><p>Q. Why does a dog lick its penis?</p><p>A. Because it can't make a fist.</p><p></p><p><strong><span style="color: Red">~~~~~~~~~~</span></strong></p><p></p><p>What defines a truly sensitive, 90's type guy?</p><p>He doesn't make his girlfriend blow him after he butt fucks her.</p><p></p><p>What do women and prawns have in common?</p><p>Their heads are full of shit but the pink bits taste great</p><p></p><p><strong><span style="color: Red">~~~~~~~~~~</span></strong></p><p></p><p>A college professor is explaining to his class that pleasure is a mental</p><p>state, and that many people overlook the things they already have.</p><p></p><p>He explains, "A man who has developed a true sense of appreciation can</p><p>enjoy a good bowel movement as much as having sexual intercourse."</p><p></p><p>Little Johnny stands up and says, "Professor, either you don't know how</p><p>to fuck, or I don't know how to shit."</p><p><strong><span style="color: Red"></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: Red">~~~~~~~~~~</span></strong></p><p></p><p>The other day I met this really attractive girl and after a few hours</p><p>and a quite a few drinks the topic turned to sexual fantasies.</p><p></p><p>"My fantasy," she said, "is to be fucked by 12 inches AND to bleed!"</p><p></p><p>Willing to oblige I took her home, fucked her three times and punched</p><p>her in the mouth.</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="melody, post: 4157561, member: 14320"] [B][COLOR="Teal"]Tasteless Jokes[/COLOR][/B] For the ladies out there...... Next time a man hits on you, just ask him if he wants to get laid. If he says yes, just tell him to crawl up a chicken's ass and wait. [B][COLOR="Red"]~~~~~~~~~~[/COLOR][/B] Little Johnny is standing on a corner yanking off. A cop comes along and says, "What are you doing, little boy?" "Fuckin' nothing," replied Little Johnny. [B][COLOR="Red"]~~~~~~~~~~[/COLOR][/B] Q. What do you get when you cross a brassiere with Texas? A. Playtex. Q. What do you call a herd of cows masturbating? A. Beef strokin' off. Q. What's female Viagra? A. Jewelry Q. What do you call it when someone farts in a gay bar? A. A love call. Q. Why does a dog lick its penis? A. Because it can't make a fist. [B][COLOR="Red"]~~~~~~~~~~[/COLOR][/B] What defines a truly sensitive, 90's type guy? He doesn't make his girlfriend blow him after he butt fucks her. What do women and prawns have in common? Their heads are full of shit but the pink bits taste great [B][COLOR="Red"]~~~~~~~~~~[/COLOR][/B] A college professor is explaining to his class that pleasure is a mental state, and that many people overlook the things they already have. He explains, "A man who has developed a true sense of appreciation can enjoy a good bowel movement as much as having sexual intercourse." Little Johnny stands up and says, "Professor, either you don't know how to fuck, or I don't know how to shit." [B][COLOR="Red"] ~~~~~~~~~~[/COLOR][/B] The other day I met this really attractive girl and after a few hours and a quite a few drinks the topic turned to sexual fantasies. "My fantasy," she said, "is to be fucked by 12 inches AND to bleed!" Willing to oblige I took her home, fucked her three times and punched her in the mouth. [/QUOTE]
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