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<blockquote data-quote="melody" data-source="post: 4157870" data-attributes="member: 14320"><p><strong><span style="color: Teal">The Other Side Of The Coin</span></strong></p><p></p><p>I am thankful...</p><p></p><p>For the teenager who is not doing dishes but is watching TV, because</p><p>that Means he is at home and not on the streets.</p><p></p><p>For the taxes that I pay, because it means that I am employed.</p><p></p><p>For the mess to clean after a party, because it means that I have been</p><p>surrounded by friends.</p><p></p><p>For the clothes that fit a little too snug, because it means I have</p><p>enough to eat.</p><p></p><p>For my shadow that watches me work, because it means I am out in the</p><p>sunshine.</p><p></p><p>For a lawn that needs mowing, windows that need cleaning, and gutters</p><p>that need fixing, because it means I have a home.</p><p></p><p>For all the complaining I hear about the government, because it means</p><p>that we have freedom of speech.</p><p></p><p>For the parking spot I find at the far end of the parking lot, because</p><p>it means I am capable of walking and that I have been blessed with</p><p>transportation.</p><p></p><p>For my huge heating bill, because it means I am warm.</p><p></p><p>For the lady behind me in church that sings off key, because it means</p><p>that I can hear.</p><p></p><p>For the pile of laundry and ironing, because it means I have clothes to</p><p>wear.</p><p></p><p>For weariness and aching muscles at the end of the day, because it</p><p>means I have been capable of working hard.</p><p></p><p>For the alarm that goes of in the early morning hours, because it means</p><p>that I am alive.</p><p></p><p>And finally.......</p><p></p><p>For too much e-mail, because it means I have friends who are thinking</p><p>of me. -)</p><p></p><p>I wish you all have a very good day!</p><p></p><p><strong><span style="color: Red">=====</span></strong></p><p></p><p>When you're having a really bad day and it seems like people are trying to piss you off, remember it takes 42 muscles to frown and only 4 to extend your finger and tell them to fuck off.</p><p></p><p><strong><span style="color: Red">=====</span></strong></p><p></p><p>Three pregnant women are sitting chatting and knitting sweaters for their expected kids.</p><p>The first one says "I hope that I have a baby boy, because I'm knitting a blue sweater."</p><p>The second says " Well I hope that I have a girl because I'm knitting a pink sweater."</p><p>The third woman says "I hope my kid is a spastic, because I've fucked up the arms."</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="melody, post: 4157870, member: 14320"] [B][COLOR="Teal"]The Other Side Of The Coin[/COLOR][/B] I am thankful... For the teenager who is not doing dishes but is watching TV, because that Means he is at home and not on the streets. For the taxes that I pay, because it means that I am employed. For the mess to clean after a party, because it means that I have been surrounded by friends. For the clothes that fit a little too snug, because it means I have enough to eat. For my shadow that watches me work, because it means I am out in the sunshine. For a lawn that needs mowing, windows that need cleaning, and gutters that need fixing, because it means I have a home. For all the complaining I hear about the government, because it means that we have freedom of speech. For the parking spot I find at the far end of the parking lot, because it means I am capable of walking and that I have been blessed with transportation. For my huge heating bill, because it means I am warm. For the lady behind me in church that sings off key, because it means that I can hear. For the pile of laundry and ironing, because it means I have clothes to wear. For weariness and aching muscles at the end of the day, because it means I have been capable of working hard. For the alarm that goes of in the early morning hours, because it means that I am alive. And finally....... For too much e-mail, because it means I have friends who are thinking of me. -) I wish you all have a very good day! [B][COLOR="Red"]=====[/COLOR][/B] When you're having a really bad day and it seems like people are trying to piss you off, remember it takes 42 muscles to frown and only 4 to extend your finger and tell them to fuck off. [B][COLOR="Red"]=====[/COLOR][/B] Three pregnant women are sitting chatting and knitting sweaters for their expected kids. The first one says "I hope that I have a baby boy, because I'm knitting a blue sweater." The second says " Well I hope that I have a girl because I'm knitting a pink sweater." The third woman says "I hope my kid is a spastic, because I've fucked up the arms." [/QUOTE]
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